i didn't get to go into this in as much detail as I wanted in oathbreaker because it was already at like 13k words when I stopped
But in my head:
they weren't trying specifically for a kid but they also weren't trying not to, they both kinda thought they were too old
they both had a really rough time when they first found out - Maria because of Kevin and being pregnant again when her son should be an adult but was stuck forever at three, and Tommy because of Sarah because I will die on the hill of Tommy basically raised Sarah with Joel and it broke him just as much when he died
this is when they made the memorial we see as a way to remind themselves they aren't forgetting Sarah and Kevin
by the time Maria's in her second trimester they are both incredibly excited but show it very differently
Maria has done this once, and is excited to be a parent without freaking out every time the baby does anything
Maria is also greatly enjoying not throwing up the whole time like she did with Kevin
Tommy also panics constantly whenever Maria looks even marginally uncomfortable
Tommy has just gone fully insane over being a father
Maria is four months along and he starts rebuilding part of the house so they have a proper nursery
He makes a rocking chair and a crib and a load of wooden toys
He also starts bringing back baby clothes from patrol runs except he has no idea how newborn sizing works so a bunch of it goes to the coop in town
Maria does not take maternity leave until she is like, actively in labour, and then she still finishes a council meeting before telling Tommy who freaks out and sprints for the doctor, tripping on his shoelaces as he runs out the door so now the do tor has to deal with Maria giving birth and also Tommy's broken nose
The baby is incapable of going to sleep without being held because between Maria and Tommy they are always holding him and then Ellie and joel get back and this baby is spoiled as hell (as all babies should be)
picturing the sweet shocked look on tommy’s face when maria told him she was pregnant
When you try to Google Tony Hawk but accidentally type in Tiny Hawk
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incorrect ASOUE
okay but imagine everything that could've been avoided if Paul and feyd had just done this, it's not like Paul or Leto Jr. (Leto II? no idea) actually cared about their political marriages anyway
The Bene Gesserit: All these years of careful planning wasted. The Duke's child was meant to be a girl and marry Feyd-Ruatha, uniting the Houses of Harkonnen and Atriedes.
Feyd: yeah but like where's the problem?
Bene Gesserit:
Feyd: I mean I'm not gay but I'll fuck him if that will keep you all quiet for five minutes.
Paul:
here's the thing I generally love living in a coastal city, the Mediterranean is gorgeous
HOWEVER sometimes we get weeks of humidity and it's actually awful, especially as we don't have ac :( the trams in particular are... unpleasant
for WHY must it be warm and humid outside
i feel fucking STICKY
People keep saying that the TARDIS shouldn’t have malfunctioned just from a cup of coffee but I have two theories
• The TARDIS heard that her darling newly regenerated little time Lord wasn’t going to get a cool adventure with his bestie and engineered an excuse so that he could
• The TARDIS having newly refurbished herself had coffee thrown at her nice new circuits and decided to throw a bitch fit
Look the TARDIS is the longest running female character in doctor who, has proven to be sentient, and regularly takes the Doctor to places she thinks he’d like without warning. It had to be her right?
yeah I have a sneaky suspicion this is going to be how my Saturday looks lmao I'm so ready to be done with this term
the semester ended yesterday and today i have a hangover and my period
incorrect ASOUE
well she's attracting me certainly
Helen + sitting like she wants to attract women 🌈👀
Unmute !
el, she / her welcome to my brain dumping ground, expect varying and frequent dumps of a large variety of fandoms, including some fics I'm working on and most likely plenty of cat photos
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