Hmm

but no yeah lets have the conversation:

"the CEO doesnt want to run that kind of website" Excuse, shouldnt have bought the 'go nuts show nuts whatever' website if thats the case. APPEAL DENIED

"we have to follow the TOS of the appstores we're hosted on" Excuse item one, no you dont, item two, you have since those days implimented infrastructure that would allow pornography and sex work on this platform Without violating TOS of any applicable app store. APPEAL DENIED

"we own the site we get to make the rules" Incorrect, this site has only ever made profit when the users willed it. we collectively own the site as a hive mind and no legal change in ownership will change that. APPEAL DENIED

"we have to keep this website safe for the children who use it" Argument based on fallacy banning pornography and sex workers does not prevent pornography and sex work from occuring on the site, it only forces aforementioned users to hide and avoid labling their content appropriately, which REDUCES the safety for children and sex workers alike instead of increasing it, this has been shown to the point that making this argument at all is tantamount to admiting fascist intent APPEAL DENIED

Nice

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

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Sometimes I remember that "I'm so fucking normal right now" is a line from disco elysium. like that's such a sentence from a tumblr post to me but no. harry du bois said that. out loud. he would do numbers on here

Chomp

wait stop

everyone stop

when trans folk transition and officially drop their deadname do they get the option of selecting a new birthday because i think they should

Fantasy-ass collection of facts:

There is an acid that is stronger than any other known, and plausibly than any other possible acid.

It cannot be prepared in bulk or stored, because it immediately reacts with any material container, including those graded for all the weaker acids.

When it's needed, it's made in-place, in individual molecules, through nuclear decay.

It is plausibly the first chemical compound to form in the universe.

Behold:

My parents are asleep quick reblog this post with skeletons saying bad words