The Vet Measured Junta On Sunday, And As We Were Leaving The Assistant Said “he Wrote Down The Measurements

The Vet Measured Junta On Sunday, And As We Were Leaving The Assistant Said “he Wrote Down The Measurements

the vet measured junta on sunday, and as we were leaving the assistant said “he wrote down the measurements for you” and passed me this

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4 months ago
I Copy Pasted Parts Of This But I Do Hand Letter Everything, Because While I'm Trying To Work Easier

I copy pasted parts of this but I do hand letter everything, because while I'm trying to work easier as I'm chronically ill, I am still chronically stupid

9 months ago
Two panels: Draconym is sitting in the grass and says "Hey, God? Can I have the power to bring back dead things?"
The voice of God appears as gothic text and dramatic lighting, saying "Yeah, okay. Sure." Draconym looks at their hands and replies, "thanks."
In their hands is a dead cicada. It snaps back to life, confused, then flies away.
God's voice returns, asking, "Is this what you really wanted to do with that." Draconym, surrounded by resurrected insects, tearfully says, "yeah ..."

My dreams haven't really been subtle lately.

6 years ago

Heh no one fallows me

Heh No One Fallows Me
2 months ago

“Authors should not be ALLOWED to write about–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“This book should be taken off of shelves for featuring–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“Schools shouldn’t teach this book in class because–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“Nobody actually likes or wants to read classics because they’re–” you are an anti-intellectual and an idiot

“I only read YA fantasy books because every classic novel or work of literary fiction is problematic and features–” you are an anti-intellectual and you are robbing yourself of the full richness of the human experience.

6 years ago

Yeet

This Is The Lucky Ace. Reblog To Recieve A Wad Of Cash That Is Oddly Specific To Your Current Needs.

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

8 months ago
Don't Give Up

don't give up

6 years ago

Ok

Anyone who reblogs this before 6:00 EST will get a silk, one of these:

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Based off of their blog!

5 years ago

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

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