My Manager Just Asked Me What My Hobbies Are Outside Of Work And I Cannot Accurately Describe How Surreal

my manager just asked me what my hobbies are outside of work and i cannot accurately describe how surreal it was. it was like being asked by the guy who locked you in the dungeon if you used to do anything fun before they locked you in the dungeon.

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1 year ago

but no yeah lets have the conversation:

"the CEO doesnt want to run that kind of website" Excuse, shouldnt have bought the 'go nuts show nuts whatever' website if thats the case. APPEAL DENIED

"we have to follow the TOS of the appstores we're hosted on" Excuse item one, no you dont, item two, you have since those days implimented infrastructure that would allow pornography and sex work on this platform Without violating TOS of any applicable app store. APPEAL DENIED

"we own the site we get to make the rules" Incorrect, this site has only ever made profit when the users willed it. we collectively own the site as a hive mind and no legal change in ownership will change that. APPEAL DENIED

"we have to keep this website safe for the children who use it" Argument based on fallacy banning pornography and sex workers does not prevent pornography and sex work from occuring on the site, it only forces aforementioned users to hide and avoid labling their content appropriately, which REDUCES the safety for children and sex workers alike instead of increasing it, this has been shown to the point that making this argument at all is tantamount to admiting fascist intent APPEAL DENIED

6 years ago

My parents are asleep quick reblog this post with skeletons saying bad words

3 years ago

I could use some luck right about now.

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11 months ago

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

1 month ago
Is This Being Alone?  I Don’t Think I’m Alone.  I Don’t Think I’m Anything.  I Want To Be

is this being alone?  i don’t think i’m alone.  i don’t think i’m anything.  i want to be alone.  how do you be alone?  someone please [cut off]

3 weeks ago
"Remember; One Well-placed Round Is Enough To Decomission Most Replika Units." (Thank You, Beobachterin.)

"Remember; One well-placed round is enough to decomission most Replika units." (Thank you, Beobachterin.) (I'm so sorry Maus.) (I love you.) (...)

SOME MAUS ANGST FOR THE SOUL.. Bloodless version also:

"Remember; One Well-placed Round Is Enough To Decomission Most Replika Units." (Thank You, Beobachterin.)

i've sketched like 3 different versions of this before and i'm finally happy with this final piece :D, i tried out a new method for rendering and (personally) i think it FUCKS so im gonna keep doing it. enjoy <3, prolly gonna draw some Eules/Kugel next or maybe Falke

10 months ago
Bubbline With Some Bubbles

Bubbline with some bubbles

1 year ago
I Decided To Create Something That I Wish I Had When I First Got Diagnosed With Autism - So Here’s
I Decided To Create Something That I Wish I Had When I First Got Diagnosed With Autism - So Here’s
I Decided To Create Something That I Wish I Had When I First Got Diagnosed With Autism - So Here’s
I Decided To Create Something That I Wish I Had When I First Got Diagnosed With Autism - So Here’s
I Decided To Create Something That I Wish I Had When I First Got Diagnosed With Autism - So Here’s
I Decided To Create Something That I Wish I Had When I First Got Diagnosed With Autism - So Here’s

I decided to create something that I wish I had when I first got diagnosed with autism - so here’s my comic for ASDComicTakeover! You can find out more about the project here!

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6 months ago

Sometimes I remember that "I'm so fucking normal right now" is a line from disco elysium. like that's such a sentence from a tumblr post to me but no. harry du bois said that. out loud. he would do numbers on here

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