so bc i am a Gross Dude my friends i and sometimes rate our burps and my coworker (who is a teen girl) burped in front of me once and i instinctively rated it
so now every time she burps she looks to me hopefully for a rating and bc she has delicate little baby burps i now have to create an entirely new Burp Rating System unique to her bc i rate anything below a 5 and she looks at me like this
IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING
JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE
please
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Please RB for sample size!
rb for sample size etc etc !! <3
Fantasy-ass collection of facts:
There is an acid that is stronger than any other known, and plausibly than any other possible acid.
It cannot be prepared in bulk or stored, because it immediately reacts with any material container, including those graded for all the weaker acids.
When it's needed, it's made in-place, in individual molecules, through nuclear decay.
It is plausibly the first chemical compound to form in the universe.
Behold:
the problem with autism is sometimes you want to do something (brave) but you need someone to gently walk you through each step so you know what will happen. and people don’t like doing that
Bread 👍
Bread 👍
if you’re craving chocolate muffins after the olympic muffin man videos, jordan the stallion on tiktok has the recipe for you