Disappointed I haven't seen a Rarijack version of this meme yet, so I've taken matters into my own hands.
strap from a funny butch call that sillycone
went into ulta yesterday with the plan of NOT buying anything and just asking for recommendations. NO BUYING EBIE, i said. not sure why i thought i could do that seeing as im probably the most submissive person by nature and id let a woman talk me into anything
i left with four things
married caitvi<3
work is so unserious im sending these people tiktoks of people ranking the reeses eggs in our slack channel
what it feels like to have extreme violent FOMO during college watching everyone go out and have fun with friends bc i donβt have any
i need to block every single hetshipping attack on titan fan ever is there like a masterlist for that
not too happy with miks or ymir bc i dont have a lot of masc cc π’
my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush
They need to invent a butch who wants me..