Hey Peter, Look At These Sheets

what are your head cannons for why each boatem member is immortal???

WELL IM GLAD YOU ASKEDD!! (<- has been wanting to talk abt it)

So okay alright the boatem guys have known each other for thousands of years at this point (idk for how long) but this is based on like, first ever meeting

Mumbo - vampire

Very original i know but i love it, he's like a recently turned vampire who's still trying to come terms with recent changes and stuff- and therefor isnt really aware of a lot of things

Pearl and Grian - godly twins

I adore sky siblings and the sun/moon theme, so theyre 2 gods who live among mortals to keep things in check, there are also some other gods (in form of the EVO crew) theyre aware of each other

Impulse - cursed dwarf

Impulse was just some guy untill he god mixed up with some crazy lunatic scientist (cough zedaph) got mixed up with some other wordly magic and cursed to live and wander forever- while it wasnt like mumbo he's still fairly new to being immortal

Goodtimeswithscar - fae

Scar is such a wildcard, while he is aware that mortals dont live forever so he should probably be more careful about what he says or does- he just doesnt care, fae are immortal and he makes full on use of this by moving town to town scamming people until getting banned and moving on (till everyone is dead and he does it all over again)

Because theyre all like so caught up in their own things and basicly also forgetting whats normal for humans to do, they excuse a lot of random shit the others do (like mumbo drinking blood and scar asking for some)

People with personality disorders are not evil or subhuman. In most cases they are people who faced so much ongoing trauma and neglect during their upbringing that it damaged their development to the point of permanent disability. These are traumatized people who deserve compassion, support and resources, not further dehumanization. They are victims and survivors, not perpetrators

The Cleaning Lady and her Assistant are here to sweep.

(Vote for them)

Huntlow crumbs for y'all ✌

Grians appearance / skin never changing no matter what life he’s on has to be symbolic of something, just hear me out.

He’s really the same person in and out whether he’s red life or not. He can be just as cruel, just as blood thirsty. It doesn’t affect him the way it affects everyone else. The way other red names will go mad and their eyes will turn that blood red color, Grians eyes will remain those same beady brown beads they were before he died. Whether he’s your friend or your worst enemy, he will look at you with his tiny innocent eyes. His red sweater will not change color, perhaps the red motif in every design shows that he if Grian wants you dead, you will be dead whether he’s on red name or not.

I think I can also use this idea to add to the Grian watcher theory. The lives don’t change his thoughts in the same way, not having as much control over him. With his higher level of knowledge and inner workings of their world, he uses the lives to his advantage. Always reminding people “he’s on red life, he’s allowed to do that.” But Grian himself doesnt actually feel that change. He will push people from cliffs, lure creepers to his friends side till they explode, whether he is green yellow or red. Because at the end of the day, despite that horribly red colored sweater, Grian is the color purple. Always a watcher.

scarian is nice, so is grumbo, but the best imo is the scar, grian, and mumbo poly

Hi tumblr, long time no see. Here’s a doodle from twitter that I forgot to post here. Originally made it for ace day and then, to no one’s surprise, did not finish it in time 🖤🤍💜

[Image ID: A colored sketch from the waist up of Sam Bailey from The Sheridan Tapes and Jon Sims from The Magnus Archives. They are standing next to each other and smiling, both wrapped in an asexual flag. Sam is holding one corner with his arm slightly raised and Jon has his end draped over his own shoulder and arm. In the background there is a scribbled light blue square.

Sam is standing to the left. He has tan skin and short dark hair with a slightly longer fringe parted in the middle. He is wearing a black t-shirt with a purple collar. 3 small flag buttons are pinned to his shirt: the grey asexual flag, the bi flag and the trans flag. On his right hand he wears an ace ring.

Jon is a British-Indian person with dark wavy shoulder length hair, a few white strands frame his face. Half of it is tied up behind him. Jon has a beard, circular scars on his face and arms, a long thin scar on his neck and a larger one on his right hand. He is wearing a green jacket over a white t-shirt with 3 horizontal stripes in the colors of the bi flag across the chest. There is a circular pin with the nonbinary flag on his jacket and a black ring on his right hand. End ID]

ok im bored so if anyone was curious about smp fandom stats on ao3 as of september 2023

there are currently 36 recognized smp fandoms on ao3!

Dream SMP (81035 works)

Hermitcraft SMP (17404 works)

3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series (7875 works)

Empires SMP (5655 works)

QSMP | Quackity SMP (4081 works)

Origins SMP (1484 works)

Lifesteal SMP (1227 works)

Fable SMP (789 works)

Karmaland SMP (778 works)

Evolution SMP (552 works)

Afterlife SMP (382 works)

Outsiders SMP (321 works)

SMPLive (282 works)

SMPEarth (273 works)

Rats SMP (208 works)

WitchCraft SMP (164 works)

House Builder Gang SMP | HBG SMP (134 works)

New Life SMP (131 works)

Pirates SMP (117 works)

Tortillaland SMP (114 works)

Mer SMP (75 works)

Area Unknown SMP (72 works)

SadSMP (68 works)

Bear SMP (58 works)

Kaboodle SMP (56 works)

100 Hours Hardcore SMP (53 works)

X Life SMP / Shady Oaks SMP (45 works)

Art of Survival SMP / Dominion SMP (32 works)

Epic SMP (30 works)

Cogchamp SMP (29 works)

Legacy SMP (28 works)

30 Day SMP | Free Trial SMP (27 works)

iDots SMP (14 works)

The Cube SMP (8 works)

Dana’s last ‘fuck you’ to Disney

He/they collector

Genderqueer/bi-gender papa king

TWO girlfriend kisses

Onscreen mlm kiss

Implied aladarius

a happy ending to the bi/enby couple

A happy ending to the aro/ace character

And

Death to the white Christian puritain

i made these. enjoy