Altogether, I Really Like The Way Americans Say "can I Help You?" As A Polite General One-size-fits-all

I am establishing a cunt2cunt protocol... We will set up a hypernet, and it will be powered by saying "you bitch" "you slut" to each other. This will be amazing for tech.

*sweating, whole body shaking while I stare at a google doc* would he fucking say that????

Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down

My sense of humor is broken, I saw this in a geology presentation and started laughing

I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image

The og

FUCKING GETCH OU

can they change the temperature outside to something else

i am crying i can't breathd