💀 MANKIND IS DEAD 💀

new holiday declared btw. it's called Scary Christmas. its on January 25th. mark your calendars

judy hopps is a cop who leverages a strangers felony tax evasion to get him to put his life in danger and work around the clock so that she can keep her job

she then presumably helps him cover up his crime to get him a job on the same police force

uh oh! you misunderstood a social cue and said something mildly awkward. you will think about this and cringe everyday for the next 20 years

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

I am establishing a cunt2cunt protocol... We will set up a hypernet, and it will be powered by saying "you bitch" "you slut" to each other. This will be amazing for tech.

Fuck it. So many of you asked for this so I’m delivering. English Willy part 2. Enjoy

(part 1)

Pros of being an artist: you can make your favorite characters kiss!!! Yippee!!!!

Cons of being an artist:

My sense of humor is broken, I saw this in a geology presentation and started laughing

*sweating, whole body shaking while I stare at a google doc* would he fucking say that????

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?