Halo If Everyone Could Take It Easy And Fix It All With A Nice Talk And A Beer

i am crying i can't breathd

what am i looking for in a male character? i’m personally partial to little freaks who have suffered more than jesus so write that down

my earnest hope for 2025 is that everyone embraces being a little weirder and freakier and less judgmental bc we will all be better off for it like to charge reblog to cast

does anybody else remember that reality show where they gaslit a bunch of americans into thinking they were competing to marry prince harry but it was really just some guy

we have a new game where I blast Belphegor with a forcefield

(genuinely offended) "I trust all of my viziers"

bad

I pull the pin and throw the grenade straight up. Then I throw the pin straight up, and it slides right back into the grenade in midair, disarming it. When the grenade lands, it bonks me in the skull, killing me.

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument