Not sure if this has been mentioned yet…but depending on the versions and timelines you follow, the npcs are either dealing with a HUGE(possibly) apocalyptic crisis that’s enough for multiple lifetimes over, OR multiple slightly less but STILL major apocalyptic crises (it really depends on what KIND you’re willing to accept)
Honestly how good the NPC life is depends greatly on what game you're dropped into.
Pokémon? Free healthcare, great company, living the dream.
Legend of Zelda? It's a toss up whether the twink will be a saviour, a menace, or both to you personally. Thankfully, major crises are usually only once or twice a lifetime at most, unless you're a longer-lived race like the Zora.
Mario? There's a crisis every single goddamn year because of the neighboring kingdom. Do you have any idea how many anniversaries and weddings you've missed because of Bowser's horrible attempts at flirtation? Too damn many.
Kirby: See above, but there's a good likelihood you'll be kidnapped or eaten or smth. 2/10 would not recommend.
Same post different font ig? DON'T CARE, sad truck
this is all you need to see and know. im not going to subject you to a 2 mile post of vicious transphobia. if you see someone with “hygienic” in their url or description they’re probably a terf.
Dragongirl kidnaps a maid instead of a princess by mistake; comes back to her lair after a hunt to find the coins and gems in her hoard have been organized into neat piles sorted by type, value, and kingdom of origin.
having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed
Been having the same problem since I was nine
Why do I need to write this fanfiction? Why can’t it just materialize in this Word document as beautiful and exciting as I imagine it in my head? Why do I need to fucking describe everything I can see so damn perfectly that somehow gets all fuzzy when I try to put it on paper?
Why TF hasn’t someone invented a way to beam the movie in my head directly onto the page? Can we get on that? Save authors everywhere a whole lot of trouble?
lex luthor's ascent from supervillainy to fatherhood | lex luthor's guide series - Based on Father-Son Relationships between Lex Luthor and Danny Fenton.
Off With [the Demon's] Head - The hot mess that is the Al Ghul-Wayne family. Includes: Dad!Danny, Young!Ellie, my OG Danny and Ra's Paradox Fic.
what was lost, found again | lost and found series - Where Danny finds Jason digging his way out of his own grave and brings him home.
down the rabbit hole (goes the throne) - No One Knows AU, Major Canon Divergence. Amity Park has many secrets and Batman Inc. are left to discover them.
bloodlines | born from flesh and bone, clay and stardust series - Danny is the biological son of Diana (Wonder Woman) and Bruce Wayne. A prophecy is involved.
billy batson and the phantom - Adventures of Billy Batson and Danny Fenton. Oh, and Vlad is there too, I guess.
all I am to you is a tragedy, right? - In which a grieving Bruce Wayne brings a Danny Fenton from another universe back with him. This has consequences.
Insomniacs Anonymous - Three-way crossover between DC, Danny Phantom, and Miraculous Ladybug. Social media and chat fic. Now with plot!
pay your dues - An exploration of politics in the Infinite Realms, and the debts that must be paid in full.
weekend wonders - A character study into Stephanie Brown and her resolve as a hero, especially when a close friend comes into suspicion.
present, future, past - Time travel fic in which Bruce falls into the future where everything seems perfect, better than he could have hoped it would be. It doesn't last.
trust no one (trust me) - In a world where the GIW are more competent than in the show, Danny draws some unwanted attention. The people he leaves behind search for him.
bones and all - Inspired by horror films, video games, and fiction. A ghost story set in the DPxDC crossover.
Please note that some fics may overlap on more than one series.
Readable Arrangements - Short Works for DPxDC, mainly romance.
It's All About Presentation - A collection of gift fics.
Writing Problems? I Say Writing Solutions - A collections of works from "Who Wrote That?" games.
Martydom - Stories exploring heavy topics, such as gore, violence, etc. Must check tags for each work.
oh, the (in)humanity - Hazmat Suit AU. Now featuring multiple timelines.
Our Gentle Sin - Centered around a romance between a Danny from another universe, where the end of the world has come and gone, and Bruce Wayne who helps him relearn what it means to be human.
Blood is Thicker Than Water, But So Is Ectoplasm - In which Danny is a clone of Batman.
Born to Make History | written alongside NightShiftShenanigans (@nightshiftshenanigans) - Patrol Partner Event; No Capes AU, Ice Skating AU, featuring Enemies to Lovers Danny and Jason.
For more completed works and series, explore here:
Okay I cant get this out of my my head and its been a week, but among has a lot of similarities to don't escape 3 from what I remember. Seriously look at the story and all the endings in don't escape 3 and then tell me if you can look at among us the same way cuz I cant
Your trauma is valid even if it took you years to realize it was trauma.
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