>:( i am not some idiotic little moth that is incinerated by the fire it is lured into. i am a cockroach that thrives on the poison it is fed, and you should know that.
(and you cant arrest me for throwing a rock into my nieghbors yard!!!!)
also i know where U live beacsue i am not bound by the law like u are ehehhe (just kidding i swaer iswear im not gonan brek sinto ur hosue and sukc out ur eyeballs)
hii ;) (dies)
— anonymous (your FBI agent)
omg my fbi agent died i can do whatever the fuck i want for like a day until a new one gets assigned :DDDDD
A MAGICAL HEALING FLOWER (or it might yeet u into the astral plane)
i post some art I make and other random stuff.(cough cough shitposts) also it will be very inconsistent DO NOT EXPECT MUCH OUT OF THIS BLOG
i do not know what I am doing at all so if there's something you have an issue with please let me know(kindly)!!
If you are an asshole (racist, homophobic, etc) please kindly fuck off or I will beat your sorry ass away with a stick.
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other info:
pronouns: she/they?? honestly i don't know but im mostly comfortable with those 2
age: cannot get Costco membership (no nsfw pls)
constructive criticism is welcome! (pls ignore how that is essentially a lie my ego is fragile but I still want to get better)
springtide of blossoms, usher of blooms
the power went out lmao
so here I am, taking photos with a shitty iPad and electric candles and sliding random color settings around
tiny little ants with wings keep drowning themselves in my tea. bruh. stop it. im trying to DO MY WORK and ENJOY MY TEA
hii ;) (dies)
— anonymous (your FBI agent)
omg my fbi agent died i can do whatever the fuck i want for like a day until a new one gets assigned :DDDDD
i do not (completely) hate america i simply hate the 20 or so finches that started ransacking my backyard. i was just trying to scare them away :((( but then i threw too hard and well. uh there goes the rock. also i threw one into the fence and i think the whole neighborhood heard.
anyway i have no cookies for you to steal you weasel-eyed wolf-raised fiend i ate the last one yesterday
hii ;) (dies)
— anonymous (your FBI agent)
omg my fbi agent died i can do whatever the fuck i want for like a day until a new one gets assigned :DDDDD
tired