mah hair feels so shORT and flioppy and soft
and like when I run my hands thru it it ends wayyy to early
but it was for a good cause (no more TIGHT EAR-HURTING SWIMCAP THINGIES!)
I CAN HEAR MY BONES CREAKING AND SQUEAKING AS I MOVE
the power went out lmao
so here I am, taking photos with a shitty iPad and electric candles and sliding random color settings around
nero? pshhh. borING.
agrippina? YES PLS SHES SO COOL AND INTERESTING AND MURDEROUS
h-hold hand,,,,,,
when I say tired I mean I am TIRED of this specific thing but if you ask me to do something else I WILL HOP AROUND AND SCREAM AND BE NOT TIRED AT ALL WHILE DOING IT
tired
tired
just 4 days, my guy.
fun fact: if the ussr lasted four more days it would've existed for exactly 69 years, fuck you kazakhstan you couldn't hold on four more days (/lh)
why is it that whenever someone asks me a question the first few moments are like
what
brain empty blank
...
OH
and then it finally catches up and I start babbling off but then I get too embarrassed because like Oh nO they must've noticed that I didn't respond the first few seconds and then I shut up and hope that they don't think im weird
sc-school......
I am sad
here comes the pressure and work!!!! choochoo
WEEEEeeeee.....
SUCCESS
I HAVE DONE IT
I HAVE ALTERED THE CODE OF SOMETHING I HAVE NO EXPERIENCE WITH(LIKE AT ALL. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS CODE IS TALKIGN ABOUT)
AND IT WORKED!!!!!!!!!
my fingertips are like raccoon paws. they are the opposite of pink toe beans. they are stained black by pastels and no matter how hard I try, they always return to their forever crusty animal paw state hhhhhhhhhhhhh
much thank :DDDDDD
time to spray it with fixative again
the can says: for skin contact, wash thoroughly with soap and water blahblahblah
me: I don't FUCKING CARE
*sniffs fingers, which have very much touched the fixative*
time to spray it with fixative again
i sprayed fixative on my drawing because it kept smudging but now i want to erase something and I canttttt
sadge
k-kohakue MWAH MWAH BABE MY LOVER MY CUTIE PIE, MY ONE OUNCE OF FLOUR, MY HONEY PIE SWEETIE POOKIE HRU??? MWHA I LOCE YOUHEHEH MWAH
...i'm not sure this is an ask for me...
live laugh lament upon the miseries of this forsaken world do you like the hampster
this hampster is me if I had time
i post some art I make and other random stuff.(cough cough shitposts) also it will be very inconsistent DO NOT EXPECT MUCH OUT OF THIS BLOG
i do not know what I am doing at all so if there's something you have an issue with please let me know(kindly)!!
If you are an asshole (racist, homophobic, etc) please kindly fuck off or I will beat your sorry ass away with a stick.
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other info:
pronouns: she/they?? honestly i don't know but im mostly comfortable with those 2
age: cannot get Costco membership (no nsfw pls)
constructive criticism is welcome! (pls ignore how that is essentially a lie my ego is fragile but I still want to get better)
WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD AT ART SMH HAND OVER THE TALENT
-- lily
I dunno i've just been drawing since like 1st grade I cant tell u anything else (its a secret that even I don't know shhhhh)