I was thinking about this clip and then it appeared, what are the odds?
the mystery of what the hell cellbit meant by "the problem with global warming is that a lot of people believe in god" has now been solved, 5 years later
Cat cAt caT :)
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Once upon a time, there was a little egg named Hope. She calls herself Hope as that's all she has in her little glass cage. Well, she has her journal, too. She writes to ignore the pain in her stomach. She hopes to be adopted. It's cold and she's very tired. She'll close her eyes and rest.
This isn't the end of the story, not this time.
There's a detective who explores the 'adoption center' that holds little Hope in her glass cage. The detective finds the little girl curled up, shivering and barely breathing. He swears as he breaks the glass to get her out of her cage. The detective wraps his jacket around little Hope to warm her up. She opens her eyes just barely to see the face of what she believes is an angel. The detective does not believe himself an angel.
Hope wakes up in a bed, way more comfortable than cold dirt, surrounded by concerned faces. She doesn't recognize where she is, but she recognizes the face of the detective. The detective is taken aback when the little egg reaches for him. She's tinier than his son was. The hospital bed makes her look even smaller. The detective thinks he'll break little Hope like glass if he picks her up. She falls asleep against his chest.
Hope's pai lives in a castle surrounded by red trees. She lives there too. She lives with her pa and older brother. Her pa and older brother are silly. Little Hope giggles as her nose is covered in paint.
Sometimes, there can only be hope for a better ending.
Trying a new style I think ;)
Late B-Day Error post HSSHHS
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The world ended 16 years ago on what Cellbit vaguely remembers was a Tuesday morning. It was quiet, just for a moment. And then it was loud.
Cellbit was ten when the apocalypse happened. He doesnât remember anything from before the Earth split open. All he remembers is the silence exploding into screams as Those From BELOW crawled out of the crack in the ground and took flight.
(There was a white room, and there were machines. And there was Cellbit, and there was the daemon.)
But, really, the end of the world has been pretty chill, all things considered. Avoiding the Gates is easy enough once you know what to look out for- smoke, and fire, and bones. Killing daemons is even easier- the only real difference between them and humans is that (most) daemons are uglier.
The real problem with the apocalypse isnât the collapsed power grid or the lack of infrastructure, and it definitely isnât Those From BELOW. Itâs the people, Cellbit included, who are somehow still alive even after the introduction of Hell to Earth.
Case in point: the man squirming on the ground in front of Cellbitâs feet. His hand has been⌠divorced from his body, but itâs somehow still holding the key Cellbit needs. His hair is white, just like every other bastard Cellbit has killed over the past five years, and he needs to die.
His name doesnât matter. What matters is that heâs wearing a necklace of human ears around his neck, and that thatâs fucking gross. But, well, he is a Fed. Ear necklaces are pretty normal by their standards.
âYou bastard,â the Fed spits, blood dripping down his chin. His eyes are red from the BELOWâs influence, and his teeth are sharpened to an unnatural degree. (That much, at least, is normal to see these days.)
Cellbit kicks the fucker in response. He scoops up the Fedâs detached hand and gets to work uncurling its fingers, tucking his machete under his arm as he does so.
âUuuugh,â Roier groans, sat on the ground by the Fedâs head with his legs crossed and his mouth twisted into a bored frown.
He throws his head back and closes his eyes.
Cellbit hums apologetically: âDesculpe, guapito. Weâll be done soon.â
He pulls at one of the Fedâs fingers so hard it comes off. It falls to the ground right in front of the Fedâs nose, making him scream, but making Cellbit let out a triumphant little laugh.
âGot it!â he announces.
He manages to wiggle the key free, and then he holds it up for Roier to see.
Roier cracks two eyes open and smiles.
âVamos!â he cheers. âThis guy sucks!â
âYou can kill him,â Cellbit says. He absently tosses the Fedâs hand onto his body and turns his full attention to the key. âHe isnât important enough to be a hostage or anything.â
âExcuse me?â the Fed demands.
Cellbit ignores him. What happens next is none of his business.
âShhhhh,â Roier says. âClose your mouth, holy shit, your breath stinks! What have you been eating, man?â
âI think you know what. Daemon.â
Cellbit kicks the fucker again.
But heâs right, and both Cellbit and Roier know it. Consuming daemon blood makes a human stronger, and nobody has been abusing that fact like the Federation. Thatâs why their workers all have white hair: the stress.
Thatâs why the Earth split open: the stress.
(There was a white room, and there were machines. And there was Cellbit, and there was the daemon. There were two cages, and there was blood.)
âWhat happened to just taking drugs, man?â Roier complains. âOr those little, uhhh⌠gummy thingsâŚ?â
âVitamins,â Cellbit supplies.
Roier snaps his fingers. âVitamins!â
The key is more old-fashioned than Cellbit had expected: itâs a literal key, not a keycard like Cellbit is used to seeing the Feds carry around. Itâs small and bronze and engraved with the letters âPâ and âRâ and a coupon of numbers that Cellbit doesnât know the meanings of. (Yet.)
âYou wouldnât understand,â the Fed sneers.
âEh, maybe, maybe not,â Roier responds.
And then, to Cellbit, he asks, âDo you want to keep any of him?â
Cellbit shakes his head. âNah, heâs toxic as Hell.â
âHey! Be nice to Hell!â Roier protests.
âIâm just saying that heâs got, like, shit inside of him. I donât want any of that in me.â
He vaguely gestures towards the Fedâs entire self.
The Fed wiggles indignantly. Heâs about to protest when Roier leans in and snaps his neck in one quick, smooth motion.
He accidentally snaps the Fedâs head clean off his body, which drops the ear necklace onto Roierâs lap, which makes Roier make a weird grossed out noise and drop the head and skitter backwards in the grass like a spider.
âAuough!â he screams. (Or something like that, anyway.) âWhat the fuck?â
Cellbit finally looks up from the key, fixing Roier with a cheeky grin.
âWhatâs wrong, guapito?â he innocently asks. âI canât hear you.â
He bends down and picks up the ear necklace and holds it next to his own ear.
Roier does not look impressed.
âFucking gross, Cellbo,â he flatly says.
Cellbit shrugs and drops the necklace onto the Fedâs chest. It is fucking gross, but itâs not something that Cellbit isnât used to. Heâs seen some gross shit. Heâs done some gross shit. An ear necklace sucks, like, a lot, but it could be worse. It could be eyes- eye jewelry is fucking disgusting.
âCome on,â Cellbit says, going around the corpse and offering a hand down to Roier. âWeâre losing daylight.â
Roier takes his hand, stands, and doesnât let go. His claws dig in slightly, juuuust slightly, and it hurts, and itâs grounding.
He squeezes Cellbitâs hand. Cellbit squeezes back.
When the sun sets, the daemons rise from the BELOW. Roier will be fine, but Cellbit doesnât want to risk it. Heâs too close to.
(There was a white room, and there were machines. And there was Cellbit, and there was the daemon. There were two cages, and there was blood. And there was Cucurucho, and there was Elena.)
Cellbit slips the key into his pocket and slides his machete back into its sheath. He raises Roierâs hand and kisses his knuckles and smiles as Roier leans in to kiss his cheek.
âDonât worry, baby boy,â Roier teases, âIâll keep you safe.â
He cackles as Cellbit roughly pushes his away and starts walking towards the sunset.
âNĂŁo, gatinho!â Roier cries. âCome back!â
He runs after Cellbit and retakes his hand, swings it between them.
âYouâre so clingy,â Cellbit sighs. Heâs still smiling, anyway.
âWow, itâs almost like weâre soulmates or something,â Roier says. âCraaaazy.â
Daemons, much like humans, have souls. Cellbit is probably the only human being that believes that. Everyone else is either dead or xenophobic. Just because daemons come from the BELOW doesnât mean that theyâre soulless, hellish abominations hellbent on destroying mankind.
No, theyâre just assholes.
Case in point: Roier. And Cellbit wouldnât have him any other way.
(And there was Cellbit, and there was the daemon.
When the smoke cleared and the screams stopped, it was just the two of them surrounded by corpses.
The daemon was free. Cellbit was not.
The daemon flipped him off. Cellbit started crying.
The daemon opened the cage. The daemon hugged him: four arms, strong hug, the first hug that Cellbit can remember ever getting.
The end of the world was quiet in that room. It was just the two of them, as it would forever be.)
cellbit outfits bc i am a wee bit obsessed with him