Orange Juice By Noah Kahan But Its Regulus Talking To/about Sirius After He Left Grimmauld

Rosekiller are the kind of people to be besties with theire local takeout

(the tai takeout guy gave me 6 instead of 8 springrolls)

(i hate myself for using the word bestie)

Are you really listening to "Paul revere" (- noah kahan) when you're nit fighting back tears on public transport??

I know my frontal lobe is developing when I feel physical anxiety at the thought that I forgot my bus pass

I AM NOT WRITTEN BY REMUS J. LUPIN I AM PLAQUED BY HIM ((ive got insane joint problems and am pissy abt it) pls dont mind this)

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youre genuenly so sweet <33

this xeno characterisation is so dear to me

Favourite loser? 🤨 Like actual losers, not just "well, they're weird". You seem like a Peter person

Okay, starting off by saying I love this ask!!

When I think of losers in the marauders era I wouldn't immediately think of Peter, or at least not the way I hc him. But I do love him in his own special way, but not a loser way. I think there are more losery losers out there.

Like Xenophilius. Man is a humanoid string of cooked spaghetti who loves conspiracies and everything thinks he's a freak. He doesn't have many friends beyond Pandora and Barty (who is also perpetually perceived as being a loser), so he spends a lot of time on his own muttering to himself.

He goes on to be the editor of a magazine that 99% of the wizarding community thinks is nonsense and is mostly ignored. Pandora and Luna regularly have to try and convince him that he's not a loser, not fully believing their own words. He tried to start a Hogwarts student magazine but it was just him, nobody else signed up, or at least not using real names.

He sits in corners of Hogwarts writing things down in his little notebook with his long limp hair that he has to be persuaded to cut and wash, and when he's not in uniform he dresses in clothes that nobody else wears from odd muggle stores in the depths of London.

Some people say he's wacky and zany but I think my boy Phil is a certified loser. He sits down at the Ravenclaw table and people get up and move away from him. He's vibing in his own world doing his little dance like at Bill and Fleur's wedding with his yellow clothes and odd throat singing and pisses the common room off because he refuses to keep it to the confines of his dorm.

In the wise words of Alex, "Phil is the real odd fuck".

was just referred to as 'distopian ed sheeran' never got a bigger compliment in my life

fuck being casual lets replicate bones and all.

that ship is toxic to YOU. to me it's a complex, multi-layered, essay-worthy dynamic that'd take numerous hours to dissect (during which i'll spend crying screaming tearing my hair out)

👏 LET 👏 PETER 👏 BE 👏 A PART 👏 OF THE MARAUDERS 👏