Latest Posts by ethanssecretyap - Page 3

"What is a dilf without his insane lore" is actually the principle i live by

i am on my knees behging praying for someone to write an if we were villains x marauders fanfic, hear me out:

Oliver as James

James as Regulus

Richard as Snape(?)

Alexander as Barty

Filipa as Dorcas

Meredith as Lilli

Colin as Evan

Wren as ???

Gwendolyn as Minni

Frederick as Pomfrey

and Dumbledore(?) as Colbourne

im not even joking, i need it biblically

he is literally me (reblogg bc i dont wanna screenshot every one to keep to memory)

posts that remind me of james potter (some are jegulus)

fuck being casual lets replicate bones and all.

i fear i have uquizzed too hard 😔

#nohomo but i would give you the last and first sip of my drinks for the rest of my life

andrew garfield is the only right answer to the 'whose the best spiderman?' question argue with the wall.

for the plot > fuck it we ball > yolo

thanks for coming to my tet talk.

If We Were Villains and The Secret History are siblings. One is the pretentious, intellectual older sibling and the other is the earnest, romantic younger sibling. One makes tongue-in-cheek jokes at the expense of the other and one rolls their eyes at the drama of it all, but they share the same nose and have the same taste in red wine because they're in the same FAMILY.

UNDERSTOOD??????

evan rosier is either vegan or a cannibal

"noo not the consequences of my actions"

exept its being wet after jumping into a river fully clothed (me yesterday after having to take the bus drenched)

the great British bake of but its just heinz beans on toast

“You look at him like he hung the stars in the sky just for you. And he would, you know, even if they burn his hands and cuts his fingers.”

- Pandora to Regulus, about James

fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october

"i dont kiss and tell"

-a hoeless yapper