So I Had A Dream I Was Sprinting Through A Grocery Store Looking For Monster Energy . I Was Sprinting

Happy october 3rd!✨

Take a shot every time a character winces in fhh

i was diagnosed with rosalind lang. I don't have poison on me nor am i immortal but I have trust issues does that count

Was diagnosed with Phoebe Hong by uquiz and I'm going to make it my whole personality/everyone else's problem

Wait is it called a ship because it's short for relationship.

So like

When you say "i ship it"

Are you saying

"I (relation)ship it"

?

I imagine children walking up to akutagawa on the street asking in fascination if he's dressing up as a vampire

nothing is funnier to me than the fashion in bsd, u walk down the street and see 3 men in business suits, ranpo in full detective gear, akutagawa, the americans in 1800s southern bell gowns, and fucking ron from down the street in joggers and an adidas cap

there are times in life where a girls just gotta watch a ghibli film

So my birthday cake looks like an abomination

The fact that most if not all of our medical knowledge came from trial and error is so funny to me for some reason.

ATTENTION TUMBLR

CHOCOLATE GUY'S BIRTHDAY IS IDES OF MARCH

I was yesterday years old when i realized pop music was called that because it was short for POPular music