Glad That Im Not Popular Enough To Have An Evil Shadow Version Of My Blog That Exists Just To Make Contradictions

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

wait

what happened to the mafia. Are they okay. Are they alive. Are they

The fact that most if not all of our medical knowledge came from trial and error is so funny to me for some reason.

LOVEEE when i’m in the kitchen while someone else is cooking and they say “could you give that a stir for me?” brother. i would be HONORED to give that a stir for you

high school physics exam questions be like

I was just thinking about this tweet and can’t stop laughing what the fuck was he trying to say

Guys have we really learned nothing

I feel like in fhh chloe is going to do significant damage to either oliver, silas, or both of them.

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

This article had a more well-written turn of events than most modern literature.

I ATE THREE EGGS EVERY SINGLE MORNING FOR A WEEK - HERE’S WHAT HAPPENED

It’s the offseason around these parts, and one of the essential things we do every offseason is revisit our diet and exercise. Healthy living and careful planning in April helps us balance out...

Read this. Even if you hate eggs and perky diet blogs. Read through Wednesday at the very least. My bet is if you get to Wednesday, you’ll want to read the rest. 

writing makes me so happy. i am so bad at it and such an unexperienced amateur but it makes me so happy.