One Time I Got Stung By A Wasp In My Bed. But Look At This Little Guy Drinking Condensation Off My Drink

customizing a furby and im makin her a yarn tail and i think im making it Way Too Fluffy. too late to turn back now though she will just have to be like 40% tail i guess

i dont have the energy to do the like fifteen steps required to actually go to bed, so im going to do the go to bed shortcut where i just take my pills and then sleep on top of my covers because i am gross

partially dismantling two furbies has given me the completely unearned confidence to purchase a broken one off ebay and try to fix it myself

i think the tardis should have a time fridge. it looks like a regular fridge but it functions by slowing down time inside to a near halt, which means it can keep things fresh much more effectively than a regular fridge- and also keep warm things warm And cold things cold simultaneously!

only works when its closed though (bc otherwise the colliding time zones would explode the universe or something) and the doctor would Definitely forget to close it a lot thus making it functionally useless

also the refrigerator fluid does cause some side effects when ingested, but the pipes are very sturdy so theres very little risk of exposure, and the dreams of being chased by space jellyfish are actually very nice once you realize they just want you to pet them

procrastinated on updating my character masterdoc for a long ass time and now i have to add like ten new guys all at once lol

managed to consume enough beverage that my dehydration headache went away for a while. its coming back now though. this is fine. whatever

dude wasnt even broken just a little bit of battery corrosion. came right off

partially dismantling two furbies has given me the completely unearned confidence to purchase a broken one off ebay and try to fix it myself

oh no im going to have to answer birthday texts tomorrow