Happy Space Holidays From Your Metroid Friends. Featuring A Glimpse At A Past Federation Space Christmas

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I can see how someone might go "oh, a digital singer? That's just an AI, right?"

But calling our Wi-Fi waifu an AI is just rude.

Same for the other vocaloids. Beautiful beepboops.

I told a year seven friend I listen to Hatsume Miku and they asked why I would want to listen to an AI.

They aren't my friend anymore

Boop away! Actual human interaction is terrible, but digital peoples is good.

Rb this if it's ok to boop you!

Dentistry

When you go to a dentist, and they massively overcharge you for a basic cleaning, but also tell you that one of your molars is 'cracked' and 'dying, if not dead' you'll probably take it with a grain of salt, especially if you then check with another dentist who says there is only some minor damage from past cavities.

That makes sense, right? Disregarding the suspiciously expensive analysis from the dentist who seems to be trying to get you to pay excessive amounts of money?

I thought it made sense.

Sure, the tooth felt kinda weird, and I'd recently experienced some issues with all my teeth from having a sinus infection bad enough it made my teeth shift from the swelling and shrinking of the flesh in my jaws.

Sure, there was a point where the tooth in question shifted enough that I ended up biting it painfully, only for it to settle down again over the next day or so, and go back to feeling only slightly weird.

But surely I can't have a broken or breaking tooth in my mouth and not notice it! Surely I'd feel if a tooth was dying/dead!

Yeah guess who just swallowed about a third of a molar and needs a near-emergency tooth extraction to pull the remaining tooth out sometime soon?

I'm just glad it apparently is dead, and therefor not causing horrendous pain by being a literal broken tooth in my mouth.

Every song in the Metroid Prime subseries is like. *auto parts factory soundscape* *geiger counter noise* *haunting MIDI choir sample* *fork scraping against a plate* and you listen to it for 7 hrs without getting bored

"The trannies should be able to piss in whatever toilet they want and change their bodies however they want. Why is it my business if some chick has a dick or a guy has a pie? I'm not a trannie or a fag so I don't care, just give 'em the medicine they need."

"This is an LGBT safe space. Of COURSE I fully support individuals who identify as transgender and their right to self-determination! I just think that transitioning is a very serious choice and should be heavily regulated. And there could be a lot of harm in exposing cis children to such topics, so we should be really careful about when it is appropriate to mention trans issues or have too much trans visibility."

One of the above statements is Problematic and the other is slightly annoying. If we disagree on which is which then working together for a better future is going to get really fucking difficult.

It's also just a weird as hell take? They are literally saying "oh, more people might play our game, and some might play it longer... We don't actually want that money, thank you-"

Like, what? Isn't 𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇𝒊𝒕 the thing all these big groups want???

"we can't include {xyz accessibility feature} in our singleplayer/coop game because it would make the game too easy for abled people!" counterpoint:

i will kill you

it will hurt the whole time you are dying

Joining the skyhug!

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

"Ain't that a dock of the cock" might work better?

I have seen... Many things.

So many.

aint that just a suck in the dick

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