Samus Says "don't Forget To Stretch!"

Tailors can best judge the shape for a bra by making a trade in which they give up half their own cup size in exchange for “shinigami boobs” in which they can magically sense the breast size of their customers.

Most of my bog interactions are throwing branches/fallen trees into them rather than leave then in the road.

The thing about ADHD is that the "lack of reward chemicals in your brain" doesn't just mean that you don't want to do any tasks that don't feel particularly yummy :(, it means that your brain will look at chores and tasks that need to be done like "doing this would be painful and tedious for absolutely nothing to gain from it, Do Not Do That." The same thing that your brain tells you about everything else that would feel really bad and hurt the entire time that you're dying. The part of your brain that stops you from doing the thing is the same part that keeps you from shoving your arm into a wood chipper.

With unmedicated, unmanaged ADHD, "I have to do this assignment or I fail and my life will be ruined and I die" feels like a SAW trap, every single time.

i would like samus to look a bit monster-y in the metroid suit. fangs to match.

The best way to end a stream is to have your whole fucking computer crash to a Pokemon sound effect!

YouTube

✂️ When Miniaturization Crashes your PC

38 seconds · Clipped by Faceless Esper · Original video "The Dangers of 'Battle Item' Overdose in Pokemon: Infinite Fusion" by Faceless Espe

It was literally 'minimization noise' POW! BSoD.

Overly dramatic computer.

Or maybe it's been on for too long.

what’s your opinion on nihilism

Baby's first atheistic philosophy. Built for edgy teens who had their first introspective thought a week ago. The problem is, people use the term nihilism to justify being lazy with their own beliefs - that's why u get a lotta dummies claiming they're nihilist, despite doing zero research on what it actually means to practice that philosophy (which is a lot more neutral on things than pessimistic)

Just because you gave up believing in a religion doesn't mean that you should simply stop growing either. The "I don't believe in God"-part of your worldview is the least interesting part, and it's not the finish line, that's the fucking start. Now you gotta figure out WHY things matter -- despite God, despite 'floating on a rock in the middle of nothingness' -- that's when you've put in enough effort to reflect on yourself, and not a moment before.

I think there are far more constructive philosophies out there that explore how life really operates besides nihilism. Just because we're 'floating on a speck' doesn't means shit, it's not like you nor I in our day-to-day lives can even recognize that we're floating on a speck, so it naturally doesn't matter to our daily lives, our cultures, our ethics, or anything, really.

Hotboxing but it's just all 3 of us are autistic and none of us are on drugs

Randomizers

How to make a beloved game more replayable: Stick it in a blender and try to play whatever comes out.

Still not good enough? Mix in another game or two!

GitHub

GitHub - TheTrackerCouncil/SMZ3Randomizer: Tracker presents: a casual standalone version of the Super Metroid & A Link to the Past Crossover

Tracker presents: a casual standalone version of the Super Metroid & A Link to the Past Crossover Randomizer with built-in automatic ite

Pokemon randomizers make it harder to metagame your way past stuff, you end up having to actually play, this and other fusion randomizers turn games into much more involved things.

Imagine playing chess to determine which spaces your checkers can move on another board, all to figure out who gets to go next at jenga.

MIX ALL THE THINGS

Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.

REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.

We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.

Hello!

I'm here, I'm queer, and I have no idea what I am doing.