Hi!

Remember: lying to people is the most commonly used form of motivational effort!

Everyone asks for facts, no one asks how is Facts.

How are you?

Worthless, useless, aware only of my failures and inability to do even the slightest good for anyone I know, I am a net loss to humankind.

On the plus side I got a job as a motivational speaker and life coach.

Currently using a Minecraft mod as my media player, since it lets my computer handle it without destroying my browser or YouTube history.

...

This mod is better than the YouTube Music app.

I could even add ambience by letting the regular game play in the background.

I can feel my ability to speak clearlyb just. Disintegrating. As I get drawn ever more into Tumblr.

Which is a problem because I'm also trying to do creative writing/fanfiction stuff.

So my writing keeps flip-flopping between-

"Neurodivergent avid reader with ALL the words memorized"

and

"Plant gremlin go yoinky the trash"

Ahhh, cooking a pizza at 3:33 am because HONGER.

Psychic powers include the ability to read your mind😌🏳️‍⚧️

samus x gandrayda doodles

thank God for rough localization back in the day because Varia Suit as a name fucks way harder than Barrier Suit

comfortable, decent quality bedding will change your life I'm so serious

samus after blowing up planet viewros