Latest Posts by fancyphoenix - Page 7

Riven: I don't even know what to say...

Brandon*joking around*: Flatter her girls like that. Tell her you like her eyes, her lips, her hair... IN FACT. Tell her you love all of her parts.

Riven:Oh, no... I can't say that.

Brandon* holding his laugh*: It worked with Stella.

Riven: Fine I'll try it.

*a few hours later*

Riven: Uhm... Muse. I have to tell you something.

Musa:Yeah... Are you ok?

Riven: I love all of your parts.

Musa:Sorry what?

Riven: I RIVEN LOVE ALL YOUR PARTS!

Musa:What the fuck?

Flora: Uhm... I...

Riven*seeing how it's going to end*: Fuck.

Flora: I love you.

Riven*whispering to her*: No that's too soon, you meet him this afternoon.

Flora*whispering back*: Oh, fuck. He looks scared.

Riven*whispering back*: Maybe you should have come prepared, like with something.

Flora*freaking out while whispering loudly*: A poem? A hike? Maybe a hug...

Riven*whispering calmly*: Let's go with the hug, Flo.

Flora*back to Helia*: I could've killed you and hang you with a rug.

Riven*whispering to her*: What the fuck? Did you just say that you're fucking psychotic maniac?

Helia: Uhm... I gotta go.

Flora *dying inside*: Ok, bye :)

Brandon: I like you! I don't give a fuck about your boyfriend.

Stella: Bran...Uhmm you're my boyfriend.

Brandon: Oh, yeah... But he doesn't deserve you girl, you should marry me.

Stella:*facepalm*

Hello, I posted my new fanfiction about the Winx and what would they be their lives in Earth. Check it out.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13910714/1/

Thanks.

* A day in the specialist dorm room, when Nabu was new*

Timmy: Hey Brandon! Are you wearing your running bottoms... and your hoodie?

Sky*confused*: Bran are you going running?

Nabu: Have fun.

*Brandon leaves*

Helia: Omg what is wrong with Brandon?

Timmy: Yeah what happened is he ok? Do you guys know something?

Nabu*confused*: Brandon is going for a run. If anything we should be congratulating him?

Sky: He only goes running if he's upset, and he's wearing his sad hoodie.

Helia*concerned*: And by the looks of it is been WASHED.

*everyone gasps*

Sky: It's bone-chilling...

Nabu: I really don't get it, he seems ok.

*Riven burst in the dorm*

Riven: I JUST PASSED BRANDON ON THE STREET RUNNING. ON PURPOSE. OH MY GAWD.

Nabu: Maybe I was wrong...

*Riven goes to the window with Timmy*

Riven: BRAN, ARE YOU OK?!

Timmy: We see you and WE LOVE YOU!

Sky: We are here for you bro!

Nabu: Wow, In my defense, no one here emotes in a normal way.

Helia: Yeah.. That's fair. Trust me you'll get used to it.

Musa: We literally went to the store for one thing and Brandon...

Brandon: I got a turtle hahaha!

Flora: You could name her taquito!

*Bloom and Stella parenting Roxy*

Roxy *nervous*: What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?

Bloom: Well honey, I-

Stella: Let me handle this Bloom. I said them all. Rox, grab a paper and a pen.

*Roxy grabs it*

Stella: First "I like you as a friend", then there is "I think we should see other people", and my favorite in earth "I no speak English",

Roxy: I get the idea...

Stella: And one of my honey buckets used is "I'm married to the sea". And Riv one "I don't wanna kill you but I will".

Bloom: Stell! Stop.

Stella: Fine.

Bloom: Rox, I'd tell this boy I'm very flattered but you're just not ready for this kinda thing.

Roxy: Thanks, Bloom.

Stella: And if that doesn't work six simple words, that Musa teached me.

Stella:" I'm not gay but I'll learn"

*When Flora was pregnant*

*Flora rushing to the bathroom*

*knows the door*

Brandon: Yeah? Come in?

Flora: Don't worry it's me, Flora. Listen there's something in here I want to eat, what.. what.. what... What smells so good?

*Brandon puts his hair on Flora face*

Brandon: Is it the champu? Is guava.

*Flora smells it*

Flora: NO.

Brandon: Oh, wait, wait.

*Comes back with the sandwich*

Brandon: Is it my bologna sandwich?

Flora*smells*: Fuck...

Flora*emotional*: Yes, yes, yes. I can't believe it, the baby want's me to eat meat. I can't eat meat!

Brandon: Wait, wait. Maybe is the pickle.

Flora *about to throw up*: NO!

*Flora telling the girls she's dating Helia*

Musa: Man don't you dare hurt her.

*Helia laughs awkwardly*

Helia: I won't.

Tecna: Don't laugh, she means it.

Helia: Again, I won't.

Bloom *threatening tone*: Seriously Helia, don't hurt her.

Helia: I'm not planning on hurting her...

Stella: You better not be.

Layla: Hey, Helia you better watch yourself!

Helia: Why any of you think I would hurt Flora, you're all my friends too...

Musa: Mehh...

Sky: Who wins me vs Riven, go.

Bloom: Riven.

Sky: mE vs RiVen!

Bloom: Riven.

Sky: No, but like a contest.

Bloom: Riven.

Sky: Yeah but in a competition.

Bloom: Uhh... Yeah, still Riven.

Sky*offended*: You don't get it.

Timmy: Wait, you don't believe in evolution?

Flora*trying to grab a cookie*: Nahh... Not really...

Timmy*takes the cookie*: You don't believe in evolution?

Flora*calm*: I don't know it's just that it's you know, monkeys, darwin, you know it's a nice story... I just think is a little too easy.

* Riven and Stella watch each other while trying to hold their laugh*

Timmy: ToO eaSy?.. heh...the process of every living thing on this planet, evolving over millions of years from single-celled organisms is too easy?

Flora: Yeah, I just don't buy it. Let's just say plants talk...

Timmy: Evolution is a scientific FACT, like.. like... the air we breathe. LIKE gravity!

Flora: Okay, don't get me started on gravity.

Timmy: Come on, you don't believe in gravity?

Flora: Well, it's not like I don't believe, it's just that my culture is different. It's just I think it is in a different way... We think like nature holds everything where it's supposed to be.

Timmy: Well, let me just say-

Helia*putting his hand in Timmy's mouth*: No, dude you're done.

Sky: A murderer becomes a serial killer with just 2 more kills.

Riven: Damn, that's a motivational quote! I'd put that on my wall...

Riven: I'd prefer that to like: Live, Laugh, Love.

Riven: We could put it right up there.

Sky:*facepalm*

Riven: You’re being a really Bad friend!

Brandon: You Bad friend!

Riven: You know what we call you? We call you the stupid specialist.

Brandon: You’re bitchie specialist!

Riven*throws him a knife*

Brandon: Are you crazy?

Tecna: I would never let a man spit in my mouth. Idk why you all keep saying spit in my mouth, spit at my mouth. That's fucking nast-

*Timmy walks in with Stella after shopping*

Flora: You were saying?

Tecna: I...

-Sam after he found out Steve left.-

Sam: Oh my god he left?

Sam: NO

Sam:*realizing Bucky is now single*

Sam: Oh...

*some gir trying to flirt with Riven*

The girl: Oh my god you have insane hair.

Riven: Yeah... One day it’s just went insane, you know my girl loves it.

The girl: I Don’t see her.

Musa: Turn around! Now you see her.

The girl: I Don’t see much.

Musa: Excuse me?

The girl: Oh look, the alfea jacket the school for fairies wannabes.

Musa: You know you wouldn't want to show you’re bitch face there.

The girl: Oh really?

Musa: Really *getting ready to kick bitch ass*

Riven: Ok. Let’s go *lifting Musa and carrying her like a bag of potatoes*

The girl: Look girls she’s afraid.

Riven: Oh no. I'm saving your life.

Bloom: I'm the most responsible of this group

Tecna: You literally just set the kitchen on fire.

Bloom: Yes and I take responsibility for that

Tecna:...

Bloom: Well, let's go party!

Musa: Can you hold this for me?

Riven: That’s your hand.

Musa: Yeah.

*When Brandon has break down*

Brandon: I just need something to happen, I need a sign that things are gonna change. I need a reason to go on, I need some hope. And in the abstinence of hope, I decided to stay in bed and feel like I might die today.

*Riven jumps over the bed*

Riven: Whatever. Everybody has problems! Now get your ass out of bed! AnD lEt'S gO tO ClAsS. NOW!

Brandon: Leave me alone.

Riven*starts screaming*: MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!

*they both get out of the room*

Helia: You were saying?

Sky: Nothing, I'll never speak again.

Timmy: That's a win.

Riven: We're good to go.

*Helia waiting for Flora*

* A dude hits him with the bag*

Helia: Hey!

The dude: Excuse me, MOVE.

Helia: Sir, you kinda bump me with your bag.

The dude: No I didn't.

Helia: Yeah, you did, because my pants now smell like orange juice.

The dude: Oh, poor you.

Helia: I just said in case I don't know you wanted to be a decent human being, and apologize.

Helia*leaving and whispering*: Ass.

The dude *following him*: What did you just say?

Helia: Forget about it ok...

*Flora coming aggressive*

The dude * trying to hit him*: Listen princess I didn't touch you. So do the smart thing, SHUT UP!

*Flora playing with an ivy*

Flora: Do we have a problem here?

The dude: Who the hell are you?

Flora: I'M HIS FREAKING GIRLFRIEND AND THE WINX WHO WOULD PUT A IVY IN YOUR NECK. AND KICK YOU UNTIL YOU CAN'T WALK. AND I DON'T CARE IF I'M ARRESTED. SO APOLOGIZE TO MY BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW!

The dude: *in shock*

Flora: APOLOGIZE!

The dude: I'm sorry ok.

*the dude leaves*

Flora *her sweet tone is back*: Sorry, I didn't want to make you wait.

Helia: it's ok...

Flora: Let's get the tea :)

Sky: You don't even care about me!

Riven: That's ridiculous! I don't like any of you!

* a few hours before*

Riven *drinking vodka*: I don't care about Sky like he could be bleeding out. And I'll just stare at him while recording it.

Stella*sipping her wine*: Preach man!

Natasha: This woman put a braid in my hair.

Steve: Oh it looks beautiful.

Tony: Yeah it’s cute.

Natasha:*cuts it off*

Steve: Please have my children.

Tony: S-I-M-P.

-When Stella gave birth and Brandon got late-

*Brandon comes freaking out*

Stella*from the labor room*: Brandon!

Brandon*searching for her*: Stella!

Stella*screaming in pain*: BRANDON!

Brandon*more screamin*: Stella!

Riven: VILMA!

Brandon: I will kill you, dude.

* Timmy and Bloom come out of the labor room*

*Brandon runs to them*

Brandon: Where is she!!

Timmy: That way!

*there's a bed in the middle*

Brandon*falls*: Stella!

BRANDON AND RIVEN PARENTING FLORA.

Flora: What flowers do you guys think the best for a wedding a tulip or a rose?

Riven: Roses, they bring joy or whatever... What wedding are you planing?

Flora: Well mine and Helia's.

Helia: We're getting married!

Flora: We're very excited. Please don't freak out.

Riven and Brandon: Oh... Your wedding.

Riven: What now?

*Brandon grabs Flora and puts behind them*

*They start hugging and kissing her head*

Riven: Helia could you leave us alone with Flora?

Helia: Why? What's is wrong..?

*Riven death stare*

Riven: Helia, I don't want to get violent. Can you leave us alone with Flora?!

*he starts moving*

Brandon: Riv, please calm down.

Riven*pissed*: Don't get in this, just let me handle this!

Brandon: Riven chill, remember what the doctor told you about your blood sugar, and we will have to run to the hospital, calm down.

Riven: LET ME HANDLE THIS! How many times do I have to say things in this family?!

Brandon: Sweetheart, don't get mad with me now.

Helia: Sorry, but I don't understand the problem of us marrying each other. We have been dating for 8 years.

Riven: Didn't I told you to leave?! How many times do I have to say things!

Brandon: Riv for fuck sake calm down.

Riven: LEAVE!

*he carries him to the door*

Helia: I'll call you Flo!

Flora*standing up*: Helia!

*Riven closes the door on Helia face*

Brandon: Riv, I don't think that's was a very nice way of treating Helia.

Riven: Why didn't you told us you were marrying him?

Flora:* grabs Brandon as human shield*

Riven: How long have you been engaged huh?

Riven: For who we were supposed to know?! By SKY?!

Brandon: We need to calm down RIV! Deep breathes ok?

Riven: Ok.

Flora: I don't understand. What is happening? What is wrong.

Brandon: The thing, is what you're about to do.

Flora: What?

Riven: Getting married. Is that not enough for you?

Flora: Oh, this.

Brandon: Why? But if you didn't like him that much, we didn't even have an official engagement dinner.

Riven: Flo, getting married is for life. You know that right?!

Flora: Yeah. But I will stop you right there. You two are married people. You know Helia for 8 years, and he's your friend. I'm in love with him. Stop parenting me, I'm a 24-year-old grown woman.

Riven*opening the door of Flora*: Flo? I know it's late but I really need to talk.

*Flora and Helia get their head off the sheets*

Helia: Hello.

Flora*red*: Hi.

Riven *screaming*: AHHH!! FLO NO!!

Riven:*continues to scream and move around the room*

Riven*sits in a chair*: You... Him... Here... Oh my god...

Riven*takes a deep breath*: I need a moment.

*takes his moment*

Riven: I'm an adult. I can handle this. I'm okay.

*turns around to see them*

*Helia puts a pillow in his head, and Flora awkwardly smiles*

Riven: FLO! NOO!

Helia: Keep it down Riv, you will wake up everyone.

Riven: I'm not ready to talk to you yet young men!

*Nabu and Layla come in transformed*

Layla: We heard a screaming...

Nabu*watches them*: Oh...

*Helia waves at them and Flora gets redder*

*Brandon and Stella comes in*

Brandon: What is this? A pajama party? Scoot over!

*Stella grabs Brandon from the back of his PJ*

Stella: Honeybuckets. NO.

*Tecna and Timmy come in*

Tecna: What's going on?

Helia: Uhmmm...

Tecna: Eww.*while leaving*

Timmy: My eyes!*following her*

*Musa comes in*

Musa *worried*: It's every...

Musa* sees them and laughs*: Heyyyyy...

Riven: Enough! Everybody out. Everybody out, come on.

*everybody leaves, except Riven*

Riven: Okay, Flo. I just wanted to say that I'm hurt and that you should be doing that... Oh my god, I have a mental picture! Get Out!

Musa*coming in again*: I'm sorry guys. I'll take him out.

Riven*crying*: I got a mental picture, Muse.

Musa: Let's go bby. Let's leave them. You can carry on, hahah.

Riven: Muse, don't encourage them.

*they both leave*

Flora: It be fun you said. Look how fun it turned!

Helia: How I was supposed to know this would happen.

Flora: You're right. Let's go to sleep.

TWO NEW CHAPTERS!

How will Layla handle getting back home? How she'll handle what's coming? And Bloom how will it handle the fact that after all this dream she's back to normal?

Helia: If you two broke up, how long could you wait to move on?

Brandon: I don’t even want to think...

Stella: 8 days.

Brandon: What?

Stella: Two days crying and six at the gym.

Brandon: I Don’t even know how to adresse this.

Brandon: But first of all, you already look out of the gym.

Stella: Thats cute, i’ll give you one more day crying.

Brandon: Ohh..*emotional*

Helia: I really Don’t get them...

-Specialists vibes-

*in the specialist's reunion room*

Timmy: I'm about to give Saladin his gift.

Helia*confused*: Oh, did he lift his no-gift policy?

Timmy: No he didn't, but I figured out a way to buy something and trick him, into accepting it.

Brandon: You are bad!

Timmy: I know right!

Nabu*looking up from his book*: This is going to end up badly. Just saying...

Timmy: Wait, are you guys making fun of me?

Riven*doing push-ups*: Mhmm.

Timmy: Well I don't care! He would never open a gift right but what if his gift didn't look like a gift.

Sky: He would open it?

Timmy: Exactly! I left it in a cardboard box in his office there is no card. Just the words "Open now" which I wrote with my left hand so he wouldn't recognize the handwriting.

*Saladin comes in*

Helia: Hi, grandpa.

*Saladin sees the box with his name*

Riven*whispering to Timmy*: So just to recap, you left an unmarked package in the director of a warrior school, on a random Monday with a suspicious message written on it that looked like it was scrawled by a crazy person. And I thought you were the smart one in the group.

Timmy: Oh, no.

Saladin: BOOMB! THERE'S IS A BOMB! EVERYONE OUT!

*When everyone is out*

Riven: Well done Timmy, my opinion of you got lower. *winking at him*

Nabu: I didn't even finish the page.

Helia: Let's just leave.

Brandon: It wasn't that bad, Timmy.

Sky: Well...

-Flora explaining her feelings to the girls.-

Flora: He's sitting there, watching the movie and he's perfect and he smells really good.

Musa*confused*: What?

Flora: He smells really good! And he looks amazing and I'm stupid. I said "Thank you"

Layla: Whoa, whoa, whoa, you said thank you?

Flora: When he kissed me...

Bloom*protective*: He kissed you again? Is he just out of prison or something?

Flora: No not now, yesterday. At the station.

Stella: Alright, strike the prison comment, so wait he kissed you and you said thank you?

Flora*red*: Yes.

Tecna: Well that's very polite.

Flora: No, it was very stupid! And I don't know what are you guys doing. Come on the date with me, girls be my chaperon!

Layla: Flora sweetie, do you expect us 5 to go on your date with you?

Flora: Yeah. because look I'm freaking out over here!

Stella: You really like him, do you?

Flora: Yeah..

Musa: Girl, then calm down. He likes you too.

Flora: I just don't wanna say anything dumb, or I don't know trip on the floor or something like that. Please just come, you don't have to sit far, but be there.

Bloom: Fine, we will come.

THE FLOWER AND THE DRUNK.

How will Flora handle, get back home?

Read my new chapter to find out.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13844769/6/THE-LOST-KINGDOM-winx-club