What is the worst smelling metal?
...
Pewter!
where the fuck did the phrase ‘fits like a glove’ come from. ive never worn a glove that fit perfectly in my entire life.
Note to vacationing non-Americans: while it’s true that America doesn’t always have the best food culture, the food in our restaurants is really not representative of what most of us eat at home. The portions at Cheesecake Factory or IHOP are meant to be indulgent, not just “what Americans are used to.”
If you eat at a regular American household, during a regular meal where they’re not going out of their way to impress guests, you probably will not be served twelve pounds of chocolate-covered cream cheese. Please bear this in mind before writing yet another “omg I can’t believe American food” post.
The Phantom Chapter Master Post
Click on "Keep Reading" to access links to all the pages!
Page updates will be on Saturdays.
Prologue: Luigi In the Darklands.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
Chapter 1: A Wedding to End All Weddings!
Intermission
Chapter 2: Well isn't that Super?
Part 2
Literally the first thought I had was käänteiskentauri