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Writing Prompt #2721

"You aren't going to do anything stupid, are you?"

"Oh, incredibly. You probably want to join me just in case."

Found this on facebook but reposting to SAVE A LIFE.

Or at least some of y’all’s GPAs.

You’re welcome.

OP: [makes a post]

OP's mutual: #this looks like a 10k note post to me!

OP: No! You can't do this to me!

Me: OP says they don't want notes, so I can ruin them by giving them more notes!

Me: However, a clever poster would CLAIM they don't want more notes because they would know that only a great fool would take them at their word. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose to add more notes to this post!

Me: But OP must have known I was not a great fool; they would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose to scroll past this post!

OP: You've made your decision then?

Me:

now i may be a mad scientist. my ethics may be dubious at best. my lab may even be severely OSHA noncompliant. but i ALWAYS cite my sources in my evil research papers you damnable BITCH