…I Almost Killed Myself

IF YOU EVER NEED SOMETHING TO READ READ THIS

OK ARE YOU EVER IN NEED OF BOOK RECOMMENDATIONS BUT DON’T KNOW WHAT TO READ NEXT?

I present to you, straight from the internet, whichbook:

Here’s how it works: You click the link, and choose four categories and the extent to which these categories matter:

Then click “go” and it’ll come up with a number of books you might like.

DON’T LIKE THE CATEGORIES? NO PROBLEM - see this little thing:

THIS LITTLE THING WILL TAKE YOU TO THIS SLIGHTLY LARGER THING WHERE YOU CAN CHOOSE A BOOK BASED ON THE FOLLOWING:

YOU NOW HAVE NO EXCUSE TO NOT BE READING SOMETHING BECAUSE WHATEVER YOU WANT THIS SITE WILL COME UP WITH IT.

… Apart from bisexual retired alien dudes. No books on that. Yet.

Mayor Cuts Down Man’s 30-Year-Old Majestic Tree, His Revenge Is Awesome

This is one of the best stories we read in a long time. An arborist AKA a tree caretaker and tree surgeon from Redondo Beach, California had to watch the death of one of his favorite trees, which was ordered by the mayor. Although he lost a great battle, he won the war. Find out how he avenged the death of his 30-year-old pepper tree named Clyde.

His story was recently shared online and has already been shared over 150k times. RIP Clyde.

Credits: GoblinsStoleMyHouse

DON’T SCROLL PASS! FOUND THIS ON GOOGLE+ AND I FEEL LIKE IT IS IMPORTANT!

Edit: This post almost has 500 notes! The more people who sees this, the more help the Internet receives!

Someone give this man a megaphone.

Someone in Paris: *Feeling bad* Hawk Moth: 

what the fuck ethan

You are all little pieces of the universe. Just look at your body!

Stretch marks or scars? 

You’re a supernova!

Freckles, moles, acne, or acne scars?

 You are a star cluster! 

 Birthmarks or vitiligo? 

 You’re covered in nebulae! 

 All of the above? 

 You’re a galaxy! 

All of these things are eye catching, gorgeous, and important. You are too. You are your own part of the universe. 

Random thought

In maybe ten or fifteen years from now, Harry Potter will have a remake and if they dare destroy the whole franchise I will sue.

Fanfic: 12 Chapters.

Me: OMG! YESSS!

Fanfic: 400 words.

Me: Why are you doing this to me?!! *sob*

OH MY GOD I AM SCREAMING SO BAD OH NO OHHHMY GOD

‘RICK WAS HERE’ IOH SHIT