Feed-the-trash - Count Crackular

ST POTENTIAL SPOILER WARNING--The Mind Flayer

Once you realize that "opening a gate" is code for Mike's closet door, the show becomes infinitely funnier.

Season Three begins with the Russians trying and failing to open a gate. One scientist is panicking like, "We're close. We've made progress. You can see our progress. We just need more time!" A Russian Officer chokes him out and says, "You have a year."

The next scene cuts to Mike making out with El while "Just a little more time could open closing doors" plays.

Cut to a "year" later--

But you also start to consider that the Mind Flayer is a metaphor for Mike's shame, and you're back to being emotionally destroyed !!

So essentially the Dungeon Master might unknowingly be the actual Master of Puppets. Perhaps why Vecna needed him gone to take full control.

It appears this might be Vecna's secret card to play against Mike.

Vecna: Do you not see, Micheal? I did not do this to Will.

I am God’s original character and I pray each night to make it canon that fine shyt is my love interest. #no doomed romance pls #laughing tracks every time I make a joke and it flops #u can’t say this post doesn’t have tags #just look at all this

Tired: Loid would give damian the typical shovel talk when he and anya get together🙄

Wired: Loid would take one look at this kid, realise that his daughter has grown close to powerful collateral sure to attract TONS of enemy spies and assassins, subsequently putting Anya in danger

So what does he do? he offers Damian refuge by saying he's always welcome in the Forger household as an escape from his family's problems and power struggles between siblings.

ULTRA-wired: He and Yor take care of Damian and keep him safe whenever he's over, making Anya happy and letting Damian feel familial warmth for the first time in his life. His presence becomes so frequent that it isn't long before he's become part of the found family, and Loid would STILL be going on about how this is "aLL fOr tHe mIsSion, it's just to maintain peace i sWEAR-"

Also, he calls Loid 'pops' :')

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