Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated
Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-
Me: he needs to be sedated
Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-
Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off
Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate
Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him
Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him
Me:
Today is the International day of living in together in peace 😊 I just love drawing these two so much. <3 WEBTOONS
Is there a certain word to describe the feeling when you fall in love with someone and you’re slowly distancing yourself because commitment majorly scares you…other than fuck
…..asking for a friend 🙃
wake up babe new jesus just dropped
Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
Their love was forbidden, but it was meant to be.
simon’s friends: why did you do it, simon?
simon: I was closeted and not ready to come out and martin was threatening to out me to the entire school if I didn’t help him slightly inconvenience you
simon’s friends: okay but wHY
simon: