You Can Make Nearly Any Object Into A Good Insult If You Put ‘you Absolute’ In Front Of It

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

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4 years ago

Writing from Scratch #8

Now that we have gone over the four simple plot-problems (1, 2, 3, 4) and how they are solved through try-fail cycles, we’ll take a look at how to make complex, compound, and compound-complex plots through the same devices as sentence creation.

The first way we’ll try complicating a plot is by making the solution of the first noted plot-problem dependent on the solution of a second plot-problem, which stands in for easy solution prevention. We’re typically going to use dependent plots to strengthen audience satisfaction when the character is finally able to succeed. Or, like in the case-study we’ll look at today, they can be used to draw what appeared to be disparate plots together in longer works.

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9 years ago

Why I’m Team Cap (and It Really Couldn’t Be Any Other Way)

#TeamCap and the big problem with the superhero genre #Arrow #Daredevil #CivilWar #MCU #DC

I recently started watching Arrow on Netflix; everyone on Tumblr seems to think “Olicity” is the greatest OTP since The One True Way or at least Destiel (neither Destiel nor Olicity reaching the heights of OTW obvi) and I wanted to understand (this is also how I ended up watching 9.5 seasons of Supernatural, but that is a story for another time). I also recently, like everyone else with a Netflix…

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4 years ago

Writing from Scratch #4

The Milieu Plot

The problem of the milieu plot involves a problem of location or setting. The character is often either in a place they need/want to escape from or not in the specific place they need/want to be in. The try-fail cycles will involve traveling away from or to the location. Gulliver’s Travels, The Great Escape, and The Hobbit contain milieu plots.

The Lord of the Rings contains one very large milieu – the problem of getting the One Ring from the Shire where its been hidden for a number of years to Mordor where it can finally be destroyed. We can further break this down into smaller milieu plots. Let’s look at one: the problem of crossing the Misty Mountains. (And we’ll use the events as they occur in the movie, since more people have watched that than read the book)

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4 years ago

Writing from Scratch #5

The Inquiry Plot

The problem of an inquiry plot involves a question that needs answering for its solution. The classic is Whodunnit? But any who, what, where, when, why, or how style questions can provide the problem for an inquiry plot. Traditionally, try-fail cycles in an inquiry plot come in the form of following clues which can lead to more clues (or questions) or end up being red-herrings that have caused a set back in solving the riddle.

Let’s look at the classic mystery “A Night of Fright is No Delight,” Scooby Doo! Where Are You? Season 1, episode 16. (I went a little overboard on this one, but it’s just too fun!)

If you haven’t seen this classic episode, then a quick background is that the gang has been invited to spend the night in an allegedly haunted house for the chance to receive a part of an inheritance along with four other possible heirs.

The Question: Who is the Phantom Shadow?

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9 years ago

To Nap or Not to Nap

To Nap or Not to Nap

I’m literally writing this just trying to keep myself from napping. I love naps.  Like I really love naps. I used to be good at napping.  In the sense that I could power nap.  In college, I was constantly running around, so every time I could, I would grab 10 minutes and some couch space in the formal lounge of my dorm and nap.  And then off I’d go.  Sometimes, those few naps, occasionally taken…

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6 years ago
Wait, So Diversity Is Not A Problem In Hollywood Anymore? Nope, We Solved It. Wow!
Wait, So Diversity Is Not A Problem In Hollywood Anymore? Nope, We Solved It. Wow!
Wait, So Diversity Is Not A Problem In Hollywood Anymore? Nope, We Solved It. Wow!
Wait, So Diversity Is Not A Problem In Hollywood Anymore? Nope, We Solved It. Wow!
Wait, So Diversity Is Not A Problem In Hollywood Anymore? Nope, We Solved It. Wow!

Wait, so diversity is not a problem in Hollywood anymore? Nope, we solved it. Wow!

7 years ago

Are you a “can’t write dialogue” writer or a “can’t describe anything” writer


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7 years ago
The Left Hand Of Darkness Went On To Win Both The Nebula And Hugo Awards, Among Others, Has Been Reprinted

The Left Hand of Darkness went on to win both the Nebula and Hugo Awards, among others, has been reprinted more than 30 times, and is considered a groundbreaking work of science fiction.

It’s also a bloody good read.

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7 years ago

When writing descriptions, consider what you want to accomplish. Giving the reader an idea of the layout of a room will require different types of descriptions/different descriptive words than evoking emotions. Think also of who is giving the descriptions: a first person or subjective third person narrator should describe based on how they experience the setting, while an objective third person narrator may have more freedom to match the descriptions to your own preference.

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feralpaules - Farrell Paules, feral writer
Farrell Paules, feral writer

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