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actually fuck off bragging to me about your anorexia symptoms.

oh my heart rate is 39 bpm is that bad?? is that concerning??? SHUT THE FUCK UP WE GET IT. YOURE SICKER THAN ME. i get it. you’re sick enough for treatment. you’re sick enough for people to know. i get it. you can see your ribs without moving. your boyfriend is worried about you. you’re SICK. i get it. you’re sicker than me. you’re skinnier than me. you’re more deserving of attention than me. okay? i get it.

Reblog if you're on team "don't touch me without my permission but if you have my permission please never stop touching me"

he sounds like someones oc

Ignoring the real possibility he intentionally let himself be caught from the little we know so far Luigi Mangione's case is a fascinating combination of astonishing brilliance and confusing stupidity. This young man plans and executes his assassination and escape with such a meticulous care and calmness that it's suspected that he's a professional hitman. He comes up with Riddler-sque moves like writing his manifesto poetically on the bullets and leaving his backpack behind full of Monopoly money. He carefully wears a mask to avoid being identified but removes it because a woman who was checking him into the hostel was flirting with him and wanted to see his smile. He still manages to escape the most surveilled city in the country in the midst of ongoing national manhunt only to get caught in the middle of bumfuck nowhere Pennsylvania while eating at the McDonalds. Because for some reason he had the same clothes and mask as in New York and was carrying the same gun and suppressor. And when the cops detained him he showed them the same fake id he used in New York. And oh yeah he's a frat bro gym rat who has a masters degree in computer science from Penn but reads stupid self-help books about being on the grind and is 'anti-woke' while being bisexual suffering from anxiety and wanting to end oppressive capitalism. Not even god himself could invent a person like this

ts cracked me up 😭😭

Ask game :3 List five of your favorite or top songs, then send this ask to the last ten people in your notifications

okiii so i love my chase atlantic

id say church, heaven and back, and mamacita

and thennnn

the neighbourhood softcore and reflections :33

IF YOU LIVE IN THE US, PLEASE READ THIS

Posting this from the bird app since I hope it can help people.

People have been contacting the White House directly to demand a recount, especially since there has been evidence that not every ballot has been counted and will be thrown away if it hasn't been cured.

The link to contact the White House is here!

The White House

Contact Us | The White House

Contact the President, Vice President, get help with a Federal Agency, or request a Presidential Greeting.

The following screenshot comes from here!

If you need help writing something, check under the cut! I've provided a prewritten response from one of the replies!

"I am a concerned citizen, and I need you to hear me. I urge you to recount the ballots from this election and investigate election interference. Bomb threats have been called into multiple polling locations, causing some to close early. Domestic terrorists have burned ballot boxes. An unprecedented number of ballots have been rejected and require curing. There have been reports of polling officers allowing voter intimidation in and outside of polling places across the country and an estimated 20 million mail in ballots are unaccounted for. In addition, many people have reported that ballots were not counted for suspicious reasons such as signature invalidation which is information that vote counters do not have access to. These events have occurred in swing states such as Pennsylvania, Nevada, and Georgia, for instance."

Feel free to add and change what you want, this is just a base for you to work off of.

HOT PEOPLE

People I would (respectfully) let snap me in half

Lin beifong

toph beifong

kuvira

asami

zuko

sokka

lorcan salvaterre

elide lochan

rowan whitethorn

fenrys

cardan greenbriar

jude

manon blackbeak

lysandra

azriel

xiao (genshin)

neuvillette (genshin!

The pic is of cardan btw

he so fine

comment anyone i should add

im probably missing people

yknow one thing i haven't seen anyone consider is that the reason alastor knows modern slang like "that's the tea" is because he found out podcasts exist and was positively delighted with them like "It seems today's youth aren't yet lost to that pesky picture box after all!" or something and would listen to a lot of em and pick up on the terms

dude i have such dry skin that i almost skinned my legs while laying in bed just bc i itched them so much 😶

like my thighs have felt stings worse than this but DAMN unintentionally hurting myself hurts way more than on purpose bc owieeee

i have two icepacks between my legs but it burns so bad like actually what???