Of Course I Have A Lot Of Pent-up Rage You Fool I’ve Been The Same Height Since I Was 12

So I’m on AO3 and I see a lot of people who put “I do not own [insert fandom here]” before their story.

Like, I came on this site to read FAN fiction. This is a FAN fiction site. I’m fully aware that you don’t own the fandom or the characters. That’s why it’s called FAN FICTION.

I'm stealing this from Twitter

Here's the link

I am a high-definition gateway drug body double!

So, fun fact!

Aizawa has expelled 154 students before he got 1-A. Assuming that he doesn't expel the recommendation students (long shot, I know), he's been teaching for nine years, and that's assuming he's expelled nearly every student he's got. Including recommendation students in the expulsion ceremonies, he's been teaching for eight years, still assuming he's expelled nearly every student under him.

Now, I can't believe that there were that many "unworthy" kids in each previous iteration of 1-A, so he's likely been teaching probably closer to twelve years to account for that many expulsions - aka pretty much right out of high school himself, since he’s thirty at the start of canon.

Aizawa. Honey. Please. Take a break. You need sleep.

Universe

WRITERS

If you see this, spoil your WIP's biggest plot twist using ONLY ONE WORD

Here's mine!

Dying

easily one of the best stories I’ve ever read, and it makes me laugh like a loon every time I read it.

I reactivated this account just to let you know how much i am loving reading your fic Sasuke's No Good Very Bad Teammates. Thank you for your gracing us with such a funny, interesting, captivating story. <3

ahhh that's such high praise!! I'm so so glad you're enjoying the story -- it's one of my absolute favorites, and I still look back on it fondly even though it's been a while! :D

enjoyy, and thank you so much for taking the time to let me know!

WAIT STOP. This little detail about Gaara stopping the sand in the hour glass is fucking hilarious when applied to any other situation. He and the fam are playing Pictionary and the other team keeps commenting on how it JUST FEELS like gaaras team is getting more time to guess, but they cannot for the life of them figure out why. Finally it clicks and Temaris like “you absolute fucking knob, you’ve been manipulating the sand in the timer.” And Gaaras just sitting there, legs crossed, completely smooth faced. “Prove it”. All hell breaks loose in the Nara household that night.

All Might: I never saw it, my master never saw it, and her master probably didn’t see it

Bakugo: so that means that Deku is the first one to see it

All Might: aMAziNG 😱

Consistency what’s that

Anyway have a vine I redrew

👀 will you share your creation with me? I want to try hard eggnog

@cardenvondraken O wise one in all the ways of alcohol, what spirit would you recommend to spice up storebought eggnog? I’m thinking either brandy or spiced rum.