Watts Is THE Character Ever. He Arrested A Man With A Pretzel Immediately After Being Shot In The Arm.

Y'all's, should I cosplay Nattie Wonder? I have the urge to cosplay a tftsd character, and I think I already have most of the things for Nattie. But I have so many WIPssssssss aughhhhh......

Every time I think my hyper fixation is dying down a bit, something happens to damage my mental stability, and then stinky dragon is my escape from reality. So basically, as long as I feel a bit mentally silly, I'll stay here forever. :p

stinky dragon fandom is DYING reblog this post if you are a true stinker

So my DM let me add the suspenders of haggling to our dnd campaign because I asked her, but she said "you'll have to find them first..." in a really ominous way. I found them, but my character failed a check to see what they were (with no way to re-roll), so now I don't even have a valid reason to steal them. I've never had that much of an urge to start metagaming before that.

The things I would do for those damn suspenders that my character doesn't even know exist....

When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

Oh my lord that's so sweet...

Okay. But did he just heat up hot coals to eat them and then lizard crawl up next to him to warm him up...? Because if so.

Howfuckingcute.

In my opinion, duvets/comforters and quilts are different flavors of blanket. Blanket is an umbrella term for anything that covers you when you're sleeping.

Infinight Intern Pillows

(Because its the only thing of 4 that I could find on the art app)

I tried to use their colours and general vibe to help make them their own.

HCs under cut

- Gum Gum and Bart have the same inner pillow, same colour ect. Its the ones they were given in the orchardnage, which they brought with them when they left (the Orchardnage keeps having to get new pillows) (its a problem)

- Kyborg tried to find a pillow case which was like the pillows in his house as a child

- Someone on the Jebediah made Bart’s pillow case so he wouldn't mix it up with others

- Mudd picked his from a selection, because he liked the colour

- Gum Gum sleeps completely wrapped up in his blanket. He sort of snuffles in his sleep (probably due to tusks)

- Bart is a warm sleeper so tends to just sleep in trousers

-Kyborg snores but swears he doesn't, but also doesn't sleep that much, mainly trances when they are out. He used to get nightmares but not as much since he joined the infinights

- Mudd is a light sleeper so has earplugs, sleeps the most, and woe betide anyone who wakes him too early.

- Mudd has a very soft comfy bed with lots of heavy blankets back at HQ, whereas Kyborg has a slightly firmer bed and a single neat duvet to "optimise sleep," and also so doesn't spend too long in bed - he likes to get up early to train.

- Bart and Doctor Ahem instead reinforcements to their bunk beds so it wouldn't break when Gum Gum was messing around.

- Kyborg puts his hair in a long plait to sleep in to protect his "perfect hair"

- Mudd's HQ bed also has curtains, which are very similar to moss

I finished Smarsh. I fricking love scales so much, they're fun to draw.

When you're feeling macho masculine "I wanna wear a binder today", but you have not done laundry and only have clothes for your girlypop mood.... (I can't explain this at all.)

I'm not even sure what to tag because I'm not sure what my gender identity is...

you’re the one freaking out