I Think What I Love About Gilderat Is How Complex It Could Be. Imagine The Marauders, Absolutely Despising

sirius “and I can go anywhere I want / anywhere I want, just not home” black

regulus “and my words shoot to kill when I'm mad / I have a lot of regrets about that” black

james “I can change everything about me to fit in” potter

remus “i knew you'd linger like a tattoo kiss, i knew you would haunt all of my what-ifs / the smell of smoke would hang around this long 'cause I knew everything when i was young” lupin

sirius “i didn't know if you'd care if i came back / i have a lot of regrets about that” black

regulus “and if I'm on fire, you'll be made of ashes too” black

james “and you know damn well, for you i would ruin myself / a million little times” potter

remus “I'm still a believer but I don't know why / i’ve never been a natural all I do is try try try” lupin

I imagine Marlene McKinnon to have been a very loud 11 year old. Very loud and with the strongest Scottish accent you’ve ever heard. Eventually over the year you learn to understand her and eventually over the year the Scottish accent would phase out to something more understandable for everyone’s poor British souls. Over the Christmas holidays Marlene would come back having gained a small accent over the holiday. But when the break between the school years roll around she would come back to school with a Scottish accent again, and again you could not understand her. Marlene realised quickly that when he friends don’t understand her she can say whatever she wanted, one day she tried that with Peter. For some reason, Peter was the only one who could understand her. So Peter was the first to know about her crush on Dorcas. Marlene asked how Peter could understand her because it seemed as though no body else in the entire school could, Peter somehow concealed the fact that his own father was exactly like her, but the accent never faded away.

(please I’m not British so like idk what holidays it’s called between school years, like idk if it’s summer or winter or in between, it’s confusing and also seasons are backwards there)

I’m going to start pushing Russian Barty for reason I cannot explain but I just need to be heard out 🙌

We as a fandom don't explore the idea of the marauder's bullying Sirius for being French as much as we need to

when i say david bowie was a wizard and they look at me like i’m crazy 💔

I need everyone to know that Sybill Trelawney is a descendant of somebody named Cassandra canonically and the only reason why she got an interview with Dumbledore to work at Hogwarts is because he knew this.

Nobody believed that Sybill had the second sight and Dumbledore was going to scrap divinations after Hogwarts all together (because being a seer is extremely rare) but Sybill asked if she could work there and he gave her an interview only because he knew about Cassandra and it was during that interview that she gave the prophecy of the chosen one. She was then offered to job at Hogwarts as protection.

Now to my knowledge it's never stated if Cassandra was the Cassandra of Troy but considering how Sybill is treated exactly like she is i'll say it's possible and what i'm going with personally

All this to say imma need y'all to start giving Sybill Trelawney the attention and respect she deserves (and start editing her to Cassandra by Taylor Swift)

*slides you this chart*

*you kick me out of the butcher shop*

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 15

Sirius: tell me why my brother just asked if I was French or bisexual

Peter: both

Sirius: I’m not French though

Peter: not yet

Sirius: huh

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 43

Sirius: *sends regulus a voice note of him yelling what the hell*

Regulus: is this why I keep hearing you scream what the hell?

Sirius: yeah

Regulus: your odd

Sirius: you’re, checkmate liberal

Regulus: die

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 5

Remus: hey can I have this?

Sirius: I was gonna give it to lifeline

Sirius: you know what your a charity you can have it!