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Go To Bed

Another one about making people sleep...

"Are you still awake?"

"I think you need to rest..."

"I'm getting worried about you, you know."

"You really do need to sleep."

"It's okay to be tired."

"You can rest your head on my lap... if that'll help?"

"Let me stroke your hair..."

"I just want you to feel better."

"You would feel better if you actually slept."

"The last time that you actually, really rested..?"

"Sh, sh, it's okay. You're overtired, that's all."

"Okay, I have you, just... relax. Let yourself relax."

"I worry about you, you know. How little you sleep."

"I hear you walking about at night, when you think everyone's asleep."

"I know that you're pretending."

"I'm really not that tired. Promise."

"I'm just a bit... uh. Just... just a bit... I'll be okay in a moment."

"You're swaying so badly you can barely stand!"

"You have to rest! I'm not taking no for an answer!"

"Don't worry about me this is - this is normal -"

"You keep yawning like that you might break your jaw."

"It's nice. Warm. Cosy. Come to bed."

"I just want you to actually rest, for once. Please."

"You have to actually relax."

"Take a breath. Lean back. Close your eyes."

"When's the last time you trusted someone enough to do this?"

"I want you to actually try. That's all."

"Would you let me try something?"

"This is not normal. Even for you."

"I'll get you a heated blanket, warm milk, blackout curtains, anything. Just go to sleep."

Hannibal Sentences, Vol. 2

(Sentences from Hannibal (2013-2015). Adjust phrasing where needed)

"It's not very smart to piss off a guy who thinks about killing people for a living."

"We have a difference of opinion, therefore I am going to choose the opinion that best serves my agenda."

"You do this a lot? Go places and think about killing?"

"Everybody thinks you did it, you know?"

"This isn't self-defence. You butchered him."

"I can help you, if you ask me to, at great risk to my career and my life."

"You can't anticipate your dreams. Can't block them, can't repress."

"Sometimes, at night, I leave the lights on in my little house and walk across the flat fields. When I look back from the distance, the house is like a boat on the sea. It's really the only time I feel safe."

"Family friction is usually a catalyst for personality development."

"All the attention and responsibilities heaped on first-born children prepares them for success in the future."

"There's something foreign about family, like an ill-fitting suit. I never connected to the concept."

"What am I about to put in my mouth?"

"When you're with me, you don't have to lie about anything."

"You're not your father's daughter. Not anymore."

"As someone who makes such a big deal about common courtesy, I'm a little taken aback!"

"Do you think it's too late for us to have kids?"

"Never apologise for coming to me."

"Somewhere between denying horrible events and calling them out lies the truth of psychological trauma."

"I have no taste for animal cruelty, which is why I employ an ethical butcher."

"Human emotions are a gift from our animal ancestors. Cruelty is a gift humanity has given itself."

"Your perfume is exquisite. Similar to the aroma on the air just after lightning strikes."

"He really is quite charming, isn't he?"

"How do you profile someone who has an anomaly in their head changing the way they think?"

"So, do you wait until I'm asleep until you come to bed?"

"So, can we have a conversation, or do you want to pretend that everything's alright?"

"You're the head of the unit! Why don't you come up with your own answers if you don't like mine?"

"Do I seem different?"

"You're a little different, but you've always been a little different."

"Did you just smell me?"

"I really must introduce you to a finer aftershave. That smells like something with a ship on the bottle."

"I don't know how much longer I can be all that useful to you."

"I'm not your father. I'm not going to tell you what you ought to do."

"I'm going to sit here until you're ready to talk. You don't have to say a word until you're ready, but I'm not going anywhere until you do."

"You're quite the topic of conversation in psychiatric circles."

"You're going to have to stop correcting me if we're going to get along."

"Do you know what profession psychopaths disproportionately gravitate to?"

"Here we are, a bunch of psychopaths helping each other out."

Caring & Reassuring Sentences, Vol. 7

(Sentences from various sources for muses that care for each other. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"How can I help you if you won't let me?"

"There was plenty wrong with your father, but there's nothing wrong with you."

"I know you wanted to fix this, but some things can't be fixed."

"There are things for all of us that not even all the time in the world would be able to erase."

"Everything's going to be okay. I'm not going anywhere."

"There's no such thing as getting used to what you experienced."

"I don't know you that well, but you seem like a really good person."

"Look, I'm here to help you. It's going to be a lot harder to do with a combative attitude."

"Just go outside and enjoy yourself, and forget about all this nonsense. I want you to leave it all to me."

"Trust me, I know what it's like to lose someone. To feel like life is playing a cosmic trick on you."

"You are stronger than the world. You are stronger than anything that can threaten you."

"I've done terrible things too."

"Bullies are insecure - that's why they bully. Always remember that."

"Are you really alright, or 'not ready to talk about it' alright?"

"There is no magic cure for guilt, except for forgiveness."

"It's your life. If there's something about it you don't like, you can change it."

"You have tried for so long to be who everyone wants you to be - who you thought you ought to be. Why not be who you are instead?"

"Look, if there's anything you need to get off your chest, I'm not much help, but I also don't judge."

"It's okay to be confused. We spend most of our lives confused. It's rare to really figure anything out."

"Everyone has something to hide, but I won't say anything you don't want me to."

"It's human to make mistakes, and part of you is human."

"There are things you can't control. There are battles you lose."

"When you're with me, you don't have to lie about anything."

"There are no mistakes, just choices."

"Don't feel like talking today?"

"You have nothing to be sorry about."

"Stop it. You never have to apologise to me."

Deadpool (2016) dir. Tim Miller

RISE AND SHINE, SAMMY!

"YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!" PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary

this is what happens when you get involved in things you don't understand!

why couldn't you just stay out of it?

now i'm the one who has to clean up your mess.

you messed up. now it's time to own it.

you ruined everything.

i'll never forgive you.

i fucked this up. i know that.

you can't just explain this one away!

it's over! it's done!

you're a fuck-up.

i thought i told you to stay out of the way.

i'm really disappointed in how you've acted.

you can do better than that.

everything is ruined, and it's all your fault.

i know i messed up, but i can explain.

i thought i could help.

that wasn't supposed to happen.

how could you?

what have you done!?

you were never supposed to be here!

i thought we agreed you'd stay out of it and let me handle everything?

now i have to start everything over again.

this took me weeks. you understand that, right?

you ruin everything you touch.

can't you just be normal for five minutes?

i knew it was you.

you just couldn't leave well enough alone.

i told you to stay inside!

i blame you for this.

i'm sorry i ruined this for you.

you weren't ready for this.

i'm not speaking to you yet.

you have the worst timing.

i'm so angry at you right now.

i break everything i touch.

stop fucking things up for us.

i was just trying to help.

i won't bother you again.

there's no fixing this.

it's due tomorrow. i have no time to redo it.

can you just let me handle things?

so much for keeping this a surprise.

now what am i gonna do?

good job, [name]. you ruined it.

i'll never forgive you for ruining this for me.

i didn't mean to mess this up.

this should have been your big day, and here i am, ruining everything.

i'm backing away.

just... just go.

don't speak. just leave.

we'll speak about this later.

don't explain yourself.

i could scream.

i need to be left alone.

you fucked this up.

i think i deserve an apology.

you've put me through hell.

What's he doing here?

i really need to get back into the writing groove

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