My Favorite Thing About Hobbits Is How No Other Race Has Any Idea How They Work So They Can Just… Bullshit

Any MXTX novel/anime (or untamed) fans out there who want to be murals and scream about everything together?? Because I miss them all so much and I need to talk to someone about it. (Especially if you’re a fan is SVSSS).

Please add me so we can be friends 🥺.

Tall Sirius??

Don’t get me wrong, I love how the fandom has decided that (due to the movies) that Sirius is smaller than Remus.

But in the books it is stated that Sirius was the tallest marauder. So just picture this…

Tall Sirius not being scared of Remus. He’s like “werewolf? I can’t see one”, as he peers over Remus’ head.

Tall sirius picking Remus up after moons and carrying him back to the dorm.

Just tall Sirius guys. It would be great to see more content of him being tall and smug as shit about it.

‘Painted Skin’ (2020) remake releases promo posters

exhuma is a bisexual movie for the bisexuals by the way. if you even care

Word gets around about how Obi-Wan greets people and Anakin is teaming up with the clones to make a protection squad. Obi-wan has no idea.

Sluttiest Obi-Wan Headcanon Based on This GIF:

This is a typical Stewjoni greeting because of course any planet Obi-Wan hails from isn’t going to just shake hands or anything that basic. No—no they kiss both cheeks just to say “Hello there”.

I mean—

Imagine—

Cody, offering his hand to shake: General, I’ve heard a lot about you. I look forward to serving under you, sir.

(Obi-Wan steps forward and kisses Cody on his cheeks.)

Obi-Wan, smiling: All good things I hope, Commander. I have a feeling that we’ll get along quite well—Commander? Cody? Are you quite alright?

(Cody stands utterly still not blinking or even breathing.)

Cody, slowly lowers helmet back over his head: *screeches into the void*

Within seconds there’s a procession made up of thousands of troopers going out of the hanger and blocking speeder traffic, all waiting to “greet” General Kenobi. Anakin watches, horrified, as he spots several troopers put on chapstick and taking quick spritzes of breath spray.

Someone pleaseeeee draw this.

If I hadn’t read the books, then I would probably find the Artemis Fowl movie charming and entertaining.

Because I’ve read the books, I am pretty disappointed in it. Like WTF Disney!!!???

my new favourite thing is italian regional presidents and mayors absolutely LOSING IT at people violating quarantine. here’s a eng subtitled compilation for y’all. (the president of campania region; the mayor of messina; the mayor of bari; the mayor of gualdo tadino; the mayor of tutolo.)

Star Wars Au where everything is nearly the same but Obi-Wan shaves off his beard during clone wars. He probably would have grown a beard not long after being knighted and getting Anakin, because it made him seem older and gained him more respect. He has had it for so long that Anakin barely remembers the young man he had first met. Then in beginning of Clone wars film, maybe the assassin gets a lucky shot and it singes the beard. Now the beard is uneven and Obi-wan shaves it off so he can regrow it.

But now he looks barely older than he was when he was first knighted and all of a sudden Anakin is like ‘must protect’! Now everyone is suddenly aware at how young Obi-Wan was when he was burdened with a lot of responsibility and everything is still the same but the relationships with Obi-wan is dialled up ten notches. All while Obi-wan himself has figured this out and coincidently keeps shaving so that he can use this new sway to change the course of the war.

in shadow, yoongi was overwhelmed by the masses and his fame alter ego. in agust d2, he rises above the crowd and shoots his own emperor self dead. the normal yoongi from the streets prevails, the haughty and cruel king and master beheader falls. justice is installed at last. yoongi has cleaned out his larger-than-life aspect’s closet. that. is. one. fucking. message.