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Gonna draw Hatsune Gandalf

The Witch King's very bad day continues.

I love the hobbit fandom so much but please, my loves, my sweet baby pebbles, please… stop using really bad metal working analogies

Work hardened/annealed=

When you want to soften a metal to make it more pliable you heat it, this is called annealing. This is done when something you are working gets work hardened or develops tenseness that makes it fragile

So like.. if you’re writing some Bagginshield smut or fluff like you do (ha) you could say “Bilbo seemed to anneal under the heat of Thorins hands”

You’re welcome

- your local dwarrow jeweler

i offer some silly nwalin in these trying times

I got to meet.

Stephan Hunter and Lloyd Owen.

Aka. The actor of Bombur from The Hobbit and Elendil from Rings of Power.

Now I am about to absolutely rant about getting to meet and talk to these guys in a follow up post, and yes it was at Supernova.

I keep telling myself to wait til I get a new iPad to draw and then I can post some stuff, but I’m getting impatient gang, I’m just gonna post my sketches cause why not

AHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS INCREDIBLE!!!!

the lovely Pangur commissioned me to draw some of @themarchrabbit‘s (Lapin) fics, in this case, A Thousand Stars I Wear, an adorable and amazingly interesting Fíli/Ori fic!!!

thats my fat old man!!

context: @sexyman-contest-2025

BAHAHAH I LOVE THIS

Precisely

BAGGINSHIELD HEADCANONS

COOKING SKILLS

Thorin - He's good at cooking dishes that don't require many steps. Simple things like pasta, eggs, meat...

Bilbo - An experienced cook, he's really good at desserts. Likes to keep a clean kitchen while he cooks.

PAST RELATIONSHIPS

Neither for the two of them. They are akward middle-aged men, virgins. Bilbo is too shy to admit that his only romantic knowledge comes from books.

SHOW OF AFFECTION

Thorin- He's more likely to use gestures rather than words. He likes to buy Bilbo expensive things.

Bilbo- He is more prone to using words, He also enjoys using the written word, writing poetry and praises to Thorin.

They are both embarrassed to show affection in public but feel safe when they are alone or with close people.

never forget when saruman literally told gandalf "you've been smoking too much weed bro"

Freak yes because I don’t just do Hobbit fanfiction

Happy Lesbian Visibility Week have some lesbian doodles

Perfect remix, I wanna bring it to life.

I mean, fuck, I like fics, I like slash I like gettin' smutty, I like shippers, I like to fuck I like fic-writing' and blog posting about morning wood I like doin' fandom-shit, post it? Probably would (yeah)

lotr but nobody knows anything about the other races

Pippin thinks Legolas is a woman

Boromir is convinced that the hobbits are all 15 max

Everyone thinks that Merry and Pippin are twins, except for Legolas, who is convinced the hobbits are quadruplets

Sam thinks that Aragorn, Boromir and Legolas don't have to eat to survive

Legolas doesn't mention things he sees or hears because he thinks the others have noticed them too and just assumes they have a plan

Pippin complains that he is hungry and Legolas just gives him a handful of grass. Pippin is so confused that he just takes it, and now Legolas tries to figure out what hobbits can eat by just giving them random shit, like

Things the hobbits have accepted and likely eaten later (a list by legolas)

-Grass - Leaves

-Stones - a hair tie

-A feather - one of Gimli's shoes

The hobbits and Gimli just assume that this is what elves eat

"why did the ring mostly affect frodo and not bilbo who had it for a gazillion years" objectively has a textual answer but i think the best answer is that sauron just likes bilbo more than frodo

bilbo: *uses the ring to hide from his relatives*

sauron, remembering almaren: yknow. real.

Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”

And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”

“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”

Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.

Witerwy me gang, never found something more true

always torn between "this is fanfiction, it doesn't need to be 100% realistic" and "if i get even a single fact about this obscure thing wrong, i am going to be violently killed with hammers"

*Dwalin and Ori are quietly sitting while Ori reads and Dwalin cleans his axes*

Dori (busting into the room): You two are having sex!

Ori: We are? Dwalin, why didn't you tell me? I'd have put my book down.

I like thinking about the study done discovering that homophobia is only found in the human race among all living species, and I like to apply that the middle earth too. I imagine Bilbo and Thorin going off to their room while in Laketown, the Master is just like “what good friends those two are” while the rest of the Dwarves are like “tf???”

The thing I love about shipping thorin/bilbo or any of the dwarves together is that it canonically makes sense that some dwarves would have male significant others. I think it’s like 1/3 of all dwarves are female? That number may be wrong, but we defintely know dwarrodams are very hard to come by so like… why wouldn’t some of the dwarves be gay? At the very least due to “supply and demand” issues? Homophobia just does not logically make sense looking at dwarven culture.

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

”are they a dwarf or a dwarrowdam?” girl they’re stealing your shit watch out!!

Aragorn instinctively guiding the hobbits through rough terrain, slowing his pace so they don’t struggle to keep up.

Aragorn quietly tending to the Fellowship’s wounds after battle, his hands steady and gentle despite the weight he carries.

Aragorn listening to Boromir speak of Gondor, letting him reminisce about home without judgment or rivalry.

Aragorn exchanging silent nods with Legolas and Gimli before battle, a wordless promise that they will fight—and survive—together.

Aragorn sitting with Frodo on sleepless nights, offering quiet reassurances without the need for grand speeches.

Aragorn teaching Merry and Pippin small survival tricks, amused but impressed when they take his lessons seriously.

Aragorn humming old songs from his childhood as they travel, his voice low and steady, bringing comfort to those who listen.

Aragorn taking moments to just be—to close his eyes and breathe in the scent of trees and earth, grounding himself in the present.

Aragorn proving, time and time again, that he is more than just a king—he is a protector, and a man who never stops caring.

Imagine if Dori and Nori were both dwarrowdames the whole time and they were just there to look after their shit ass nerd little brother.

Can confirm. I say this to my girlfriend daily.

gay people can never say 'I love you' it's always gotta be some shit like "I have never been so wrong, in all my life"

Poor Ori 🤣🤣

Thorin checking barrels for his burglar: Bilbo?? No? Shit

Please feed me any Hobbit or LOTR fanfics, please, I need something to energise me before work and I’m running low

Writing the Bilbo and Gollum meet was cool because I got to write Bilbo as the Hobbit I headcanon with the tail etc

But I also wrote Gollum as the Hobbit Child he never grew up from after getting the ring.

Writing the parallel with Bilbo (in this particular story) going feral because of reasons I won’t spoil, and Gollum who is literally already feral and more creature then hobbit at this point, was amazing, fighting like absolute animals.