Freethefreeman - Feelin Rosie

someone please help me translate Chinese crochet patterns they are so cute

so far i’ve figured out that

X = single crochet

T = half double crochet

here’s another example

hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

Mans about to get eaten

Currently at a hotel where the carpet on the room floors is giving me some real Color Theory Children’s Hospital vibes…. 😨

Au where everything is the same except Elias will randomly shout “It’s beholdin’ time”. No other characters acknowledge this and it has no impact on the plot

that’s what I’m talking about!!!!!!!!!

i find it really funny how when jon kills people he like channels the power of an entity of fear and smites them, but when elias kills people he just like. shoots them with a gun or beats them with a metal pipe.

Headcanon: Jonah Magnus had one of those 200 year bonsai trees that he'd been growing his whole life and it was his only friend. Sometimes he monologued at it.

Logan and Wade in the Honda Odyssey, a sex metaphor:

The fighting was purely for a release of energy and emotion since they regenerate

The constant penetration of weapons over and over, Logan smiling in satisfaction during the penetration

"I take it all back, the Honda Odyssey fucks hard. Too bad you don't, needle-dick" "oh we're just getting started bub" they're literally flirting.

The grunting, panting, yelling.

Come hither hand motions, asking for more, the rocking of the car

Constantly on top of each other, rolling around, switching positions

Staying in the car. There is no reason to fight inside the car/keep going back in, but it forces their proximity and cars are a common place for sex

Their bodily fluids sprayed all over each other and the vehicle (blood... or)

There was a time skip.

Seatbelt bondage

Exhausting themselves and sleeping next to each other afterwards

In summary; they totally fucked in that thing