Freethefreeman - Feelin Rosie

Belphie’s punishment when he does bad shit is that I pick him up and squeeze him against my face and kiss his forehead repeatedly while he wriggles. and you wouldn’t think this would be effective, but his crime rate has lowered by 0%

Canon TMA facts that give me serotonin, for some reason:

Gertrude dedicated her life to avenge her cat's death.

Peter was canonically cancelled on social media because his building's layout was problematic.

A statement giver's mate fell in love with a beetle and married her.

Jonah (as Elias) once ruined Jon's surprise birthday party because he wanted to eat the cake himself.

There's a homophobic vase that swallows people's husbands.

Martin writes cringe poetry and performs on it.

Jon once said 'lol'.

The real Elias was a pothead, and his main concern with Jonah was that he'd know he was high.

Gertrude stopped the Distortion by giving it dysphoria.

Martin is an arsonist.

A random guy entered the backrooms, then left because he didn't want to be late to his mum's dinner.

Jon got his rib ripped off and decided to keep it in his stationary drawer, then forgot about it for months.

No one ever questions why there's a whole ass skeleton that belonged to a gay victorian in Elias's office.

Jon, Martin and Jonah got trapped together in Windows 95.

Martin when his special lil boy ™ was busy archivisting innocents in the Eyepocalypse

projecting my period cramps onto Mr. Bonzo

they`re discussing funding

bonus

This European Eagle Owl’s tippy taps

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*Knock Knock*