Freethefreeman - Feelin Rosie

if you could guess the face i was making while drawing this

original version:

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

Me, on a ferry on a very cloudy/foggy lake: I’m so Peter Lucas coded

Headcanon: Jonah Magnus had one of those 200 year bonsai trees that he'd been growing his whole life and it was his only friend. Sometimes he monologued at it.

Homophobia? no you misheard me. Home of Phobias. The Magnus Institute

i am so absolutely utterly scared that my insane grandfather in his 80s who runs miles every morning is going to leave me a bird in his will and i am especially scared he is going to leave me a large cockatoo named "captain hook". hook has been trying to make me his child bride since i was like 6 years old and every time i see him again which has only been a couple times with decades in between hook is like "you. it's always been you. ever since you were born i've known we were meant to be" captain hook you are a bird and i am a LESBIAN and i don't WANT an eternal sentinel captain HOOK!!!!!!!