What Do You Mean They Were Fighting??

A little out of character for my account, but here's some shitty edits I did when I played minecraft with my friend (we sort of roleplayed as Maki and Sukuna). I also did some drawings, might post

Even Weird Al has had that™ experience with Tony Hawk

POV: Your husband has Instagram

I’d like to submit my application for the role of “person whose job it is to draw the creepy child drawings in horror films”

Logan and Wade in the Honda Odyssey, a sex metaphor:

The fighting was purely for a release of energy and emotion since they regenerate

The constant penetration of weapons over and over, Logan smiling in satisfaction during the penetration

"I take it all back, the Honda Odyssey fucks hard. Too bad you don't, needle-dick" "oh we're just getting started bub" they're literally flirting.

The grunting, panting, yelling.

Come hither hand motions, asking for more, the rocking of the car

Constantly on top of each other, rolling around, switching positions

Staying in the car. There is no reason to fight inside the car/keep going back in, but it forces their proximity and cars are a common place for sex

Their bodily fluids sprayed all over each other and the vehicle (blood... or)

There was a time skip.

Seatbelt bondage

Exhausting themselves and sleeping next to each other afterwards

In summary; they totally fucked in that thing

More memes cos this man was a legend

Martin when his special lil boy ™ was busy archivisting innocents in the Eyepocalypse