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please help nader @abdalsalam1990 and his wonderful family!!!

"Hello, I am Abdul Salam Al-Anqar, 26 years old, married to Aya Al-Batniji and I have a little girl named Iman who is (1 year old). My family consists of seven members: my mother Iman (49 years old), my father Ahmed (54 years old), and my brothers Mohammed (14 years old), Nader (17 years old), and Omar (21 years old).

Due to the devastating war in the Gaza Strip, our homes were completely destroyed and became uninhabitable. We were forced to flee to the south, and we are searching for safety, as we were displaced more than 9 times, suffering from harsh conditions. We suffer from severe shortages of water and food, and my daughter suffers from malnutrition due to the high prices of food and its scarcity, in addition to the closure of the crossings and the ongoing siege."

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**Humanitarian Support Request: Abdul Salam Al-Anqar** … Ahmed Alanqar needs your support for Help Abd AL Salam and his family get th

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Here's a video confirming his identity as well.

Every amount send their way counts!! Thank you all so much!!!

I hate it when people are like "Oh, humans are evil by nature". Not because I think it makes me a bad person, but because I'm evil by choice and I REALLY don't like my hard work reduced to mere natural talent. I fuckin WORKED for this status and you will NOT take that away from me!

love this tweet bc it's basically just saying wizards would be autistic. which duh

I love how Mario Party Games can be anywhere from “haha bake a cute lil cake” to “escape the burning hell fire on a collapsing bridge with nothing but a 90’s skateboard and your wits’’

In case it wasn’t clear…

rogue: do you ever wonder, why keep going?

doctor: because we have to. we have to live, each day, because they can’t… you don’t have to stay a bounty hunter, rogue… you could travel with me! ah! the worlds i could show you, rogue.

rogue: and what if i like what i do? (voice shaking) would you… travel with me?

doctor: that is — quite an argument. i tell you what, when we both get out of this, let’s argue across the stars.

rogue: (steps closer) i’d like that.

the god of death possessing the tardis:

Men when they see a scary monster

boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard

Dude I regret taking intro to business. Teacher showed a PowerPoint and look at this silly ass emoji