Hello Tumblr, Been A While, Where My Baizhu Fans At?

Everyone seemed to really need/appreciate this last time I did it so I'm doing it again:

I’m sorry friends, but “just google it” is no longer viable advice. What are we even telling people to do anymore, go try to google useful info and the first three pages are just ads for products that might be the exact opposite of what the person is trying to find but The Algorithm thinks the words are related enough? And if it’s not ads it’s just sponsored websites filled with listicles, just pages and pages of “TOP FIFTEEN [thing you googled] IMAGINED AS DISNEY PRINCESSES” like… what are we even doing anymore, google? I can no longer use you as shorthand for people doing real and actual helpful research on their own.

them

to all my demotivated girls

true queer pain

Fish/aquarium stimboard, mayhaps? 🐠🐟 🫧

Yk those 2000' colorful fake aquariums, or blue half-transparent objects with fake fish and seashells inside? this kinda vibe

(I don't care much about any other specifics, just no soap cutting pls I'm not a huge fan :)) have a good day!)

A fake aquarium stimboard!

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Great job little dude, you're getting it all figured out

gonna start collecting the best ones like Pokemon cards

another banger blog name from the bots

Here's uBlock Origin's official guide to bypassing youtube's anti-adblock popups, updated weekly. Please share widely. Don't reward google for their predatory anti-consumer bullshit

To summarize: 1. Get uBlock Origin and make sure it's updated to the latest version. 2. Click on the gear icon to get to the dashboard, go to "Filter lists", and make sure that "uBlock filters - Quick fixes" is up to date

Repeat those steps any time you get another popup (google and uBlock are having an arms race right now so it might stop working at any moment), and if you have any more problems, read the reddit thread for troubleshooting advice

we should globally ban the introduction of more powerful computer hardware for 10-20 years, not as an AI safety thing (though we could frame it as that), but to force programmers to optimize their shit better