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Dazai: *sizes up chuuya* hmm I think I could take you

Chuuya: *confused* I beat you every time we fight. What are you talking about

Dazai: oh yeah I know that

Chuuya: *even more confused* then what are you talking about

Dazai: :3

Chuuya: Dazai… you’re talking about a fight… right?

Dazai: :3

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more 15!skk

Chuuya: Im gonna kill you one day Dazai: *excited* Chuuya would!? Chuuya: You know what. Just for that, no I will never kill you. Dazai: *angry* I hate Chuuya! Chuuya: too bad! I will always be your partner and protect you! Dazai: *throwing a tantrum* why is Chuuya so mean to me! Chuuya: OUR SOULS WILL ALWAYS BE INTERTWINED Dazai: *offended* HOW DARE YOU Shirase: *absolutely baffled* what the actual fuck is going on

skk vs sskk

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Atsushi: Ryu... I think I like you Akutagawa: *flustered* I think I like you too

skk:

Dazai: *lovingly* I fucking hate you! Chuuya: *equally lovingly* I hate you more!

Dazai: Chuuuya do you want to play 20 questions~

Chuuya: sure, I’ll go first. What’s your favorite color?

Dazai: blue. Do you like men?

Mori calls Chuuya into his office

Mori: Chuuya-kun I have a very special mission for you

Chuuya: *mildly annoyed* yes sir what is it?

Mori: well you know how much your ability has helped us in the past and how amazing of an asset you are to the Mafia…

Chuuya: what bullshit do I need to save Dazai from now?

Fukuzawa: Dazai I am scared to ask but why are you late today?

Dazai: I had take care of my dog

Atsushi: I didn’t know you had a dog Dazai

Dazai: yeah I just adopted him recently

Kunikida: I’m proud that your taking on more responsibility in your life

Naomi: can I dog sit sometime?!

Dazai: I don’t know, he doesn’t really like people, I’m trying to train him out of it but he is really stubborn

Naomi: awww

Ranpo: Dazai stop referring to Nakahara as your dog, you live at his house

ADA dorms saga pt7

Yosano: Kouyou my love I have a hilarious idea.

Kouyou: I love you but I’m concerned.

*at an ADA + PM meeting*

Yosano: *plays grindr sound on phone*

Dazai: *laughing* chuuya you got a notification~

Chuuya: you bastard I haven’t had Grindr in years

Atsushi: *looks confused*

Akutagawa: *blushes*

Mori: *tries to subtly look at his phone*

Fukuzawa: Yosano you need to stop doing this

Yosano and Kouyou: *laughing hysterically*

Part 9 ~ Part 8 ~ Part 7 ~ Part 6 ~ Part 5 ~ Part 4 ~ Part 3 ~ Part 2 ~ Part 1

LMFAO YES #fukumori

The ADA dorms pt 2

Chuuya: so the weretiger huh?

Akutagawa: so the port mafias biggest traitor huh?

Chuuya: *grumbles*

*ahead of them, leaving yet another dorm*

Chuuya: Boss?

Mori: …

Part 9 ~ Part 8 ~ Part 7 ~ Part 6 ~ Part 5 ~ Part 4 ~ Part 3 ~ Part 2 ~ Part 1

I like to think I'm hilarious

Ok but—

This fits so fucking well (•ˇ_ˇ•)

Who will be swapped to the PM

Mori: alright the time has come for the deal to be settled

Fukuzawa: you should think very carefully about your decision, Mori

Mori: oh I have. I am taking…

*Dazai and Ranpo stand in front of Yosano*

*Kunikida stands in front of Kyouka and Kenji*

Mori: *grabs Fukazawa* haha im taking him. Bye bye everyone!

*Atsushi turns into the Tiger*

Fellas, is it kinda gay to know who a man is through the noise of his swordfighting alone???? Asking for Mori.

bsd as cards against humanity part 3

I can't explain the higugin one, but I'm right

@bungoustraypups

thought you would like this !!

The best character dynamic /trope of all time?

When the mentor figure and/or leader of the good guys and leader of the bad guys have so clearly fucked in the past.

They are exes, they are divorcrd, They had the messiest break up. They are the bitter exes who can't get over eachother. Their chemistery is to kill for.

And the best part? Half the plot is their custody battle (in the most literal sense) over The Kids™.

2024 | 15

HEAKUYBEAUBE

Giving mori all my issues

"That relationship is toxic and they done unspokeble things to each other!"

Darling that's the exact reason why I ship them.

My contribution for the BSD Halloween Zine "Beneath the Moonlight"

texrstposted :)

This ought to be in the 20 most homoerotic lines in bsd

I'd like to point out that Mori did this shit (pretending that he's caught to gather information, and then "Oh, no, my hot, badass situationship should come and rescue me now, I guess. Even though I can do it myself in 0.01 seconds.") once and now Dazai refuses to let it go and implement any other tactic.

"neil gaiman doesnt disappoint" ｡◕‿◕｡

Just watched the first episode, and I gotta say The Sandman universe doesn't disappoint. Neil Gaiman doesn't disappoint-

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Bsd and Book Tropes/Types!

╰┈➤ Atsushi, Dazai, Kunikida, Ranpo, Yosano, Akutagawa, Chuuya, Higuchi, Fyodor, Nikolai, Sigma

CW: None!

Description - Book types and tropes I think various bsd characters would enjoy. These are just some of my opinions, if you feel I've incorrectly characterized any of them please tell me! Also, this is based off of the main storyline, I haven't read Stormbringer, 55 Minutes, etc yet.

Atsushi Nakajima ☆

╰┈➤ Comic books, found family, childhood friends to lovers ☑

I feel like these are a no brainer, but I think Atsushi, if given the chance to read them as a child, would have really liked comics and grown up with them. I think he would like super hero/action stories. Specifically because of the Odasaku-Man show/series/franchise in BSD Wan. He'd probably enjoy DC, Marvel, The Avengers, etc.

Atsushi, to me at least, seems like the type of person to really want to connect to whatever he's reading and be moved by it. I think found family is probably a big thing for him because of Dazai bringing him into the agency and all. I think he likes sentimental and happier story lines that can make you cry solely because they have to end at some point.

Atsushi would probably like to watch the characters grow up together, probably torn apart by some unforseen event and eventually rekindling. Like I said, I think he would really like sentimental stuff, and seeing people rejoice and fall in love is probably really heart warming to him.

Osamu Dazai ☆

╰┈➤ Poetry, soulmates, MAJOR plot twists ☑

To be honest, I feel like if Dazai were to sit and read anything, it would most likely be a poem. I don't think Dazai is the type of guy to analyze poetry for fun, but I think he has a subconscious habit of doing it. Either he's pretty into it or he's skimming through it and tossing it to the side the second he's bored.

If I had to pick a romance trope that Dazai would like, I do think it'd be soulmates. Or maybe like, right person wrong time. I think he would like the angst of it should the book take a turn and end in tragedy, or he might also enjoy a fulfilling and satisfying ending. I think he likes the idea of two people being destined to be together, one soul two bodies type thing, you know? ;]

I think he likes major plot twists but only if they catch him off guard,which is probably pretty rare. He likes the feeling of surprise when a book takes an unexpected turn.

Doppo Kunikida ☆

╰┈➤ Slow burn, historical fiction ☑

Kunikida likes slow burn because it's something he can read through for a while. I think he likes trilogies and series, especially if he really enjoys the storyline and characters. He probably likes the reliability of being able to pick the same thing up for a while after dealing with whatever nonsense takes place at the agency.

I think he likes reading about things that he has at the very least surface level knowledge about. He likes when authors stay true to the actual events while creating a storyline around it. Like, for example, a love story that takes place between two soldiers in a war. So long as it stays true to the actual events, I think he would read it.

Edogawa Ranpo ☆

╰┈➤ The "Chosen One", Found Family ☑

Ranpo definitely has a hard time finding books that he'll actually enjoy. I can't remember if he said he did or didn't like mystery books though because they were to easy for him to solve? I don't remember, so I'm not gonna include mystery books for him. I think he would really like books where the main character is a "Chosen One" though. I don't really know why, it just seems like the type of story he'd sit through while simultaneously making fun of it.

"This guy thinks he's so special all because he can ____! I can do that too."

I think he'd also like found family because, like Atsushi, he found his family in the detective agency. He and Yosano are like sister and brother and Fukuzawa is like his father. I think they would have a special place in his heart for sure.

Yosano Akiko ☆

╰┈➤ Bad Girl/Good Boy, one of us is famous ☑

I think Yosano would feel as though the good girl/bad boy trope is way over done. She would probably be happy to see it switched up once in a while. I think she really likes the contrast of the two types of personalities and characters, but she also wants to see the characters be smart rather than immature or stupid. She probably wouldn't want to read the same stereotypical "Character A trips and falls, landing right on top of Character B." She likes when stories can stand out and be unique.

She also probably like the idea of one of the characters in the relationship being able to uphold themselves without their partner, that independence seems like something she'd find interesting to read. I think she would really take interest in the plot and how it could come out, maybe angsty because of the famous ones busy schedule? Maybe it ends with the famous one's career coming to retirement because they felt it's more important to make time for their partner? I think she'd find all of the possibilities interesting.

Ryunosuke Akutagawa ☆

╰┈➤ "I hate everyone in the world but you", childhood friends to lovers, nonfiction ☑

Honestly, I have like, a big list of tropes in front of me and it was really hard to pick for him because none of them really seemed very him to me. If you catch him reading a romance book though, it's probably "I hate everyone but you" or childhood friends to lovers. I think they could both go hand in hand for him. The "I hate everyone but you" trope reminds me of like, only being able to trust this one person thoroughly. Trust like that is gained through years of companionship such as childhood friendships into adolescence and adulthood. I think his childhood probably would have an effect on this preference.

"We've already been together so long, you know me and I know you and there is trust. Why would I ever want to start all that over?" Type of thing.

While I think he doesn't mind fiction occasionally, I think he prefers to read about real things. It's more serious.

Nakahara Chuuya ☆

╰┈➤ Workplace romance, second chance romance, secret romance ☑

Chuuya seems like the type of guy to like romance and moderate thrill, so I think he leans towards romance stories that could build up suspense or get the characters into a little bit of trouble. As for office romance, I think he likes the idea of falling in love with someone in a place he kind of has to be every day, that person making his day better. It also means he would get to be close to his s/o and I think he'd knowing that they're okay, which is why I think he'd like that trope. The thrilling part is that maybe it's against a code of conduct in the office? Maybe they get caught dating, what happens after that?

Second chance romance to me is exciting because you get to see characters learn and grow from their mistakes, and I think Chuuya finds acknowledgement on wrongdoings really important. But characters might also mess up again, which is always interesting to watch go down.

Secret romance is self explanatory on the thrill factor. It can give you so many questions that are most likely answered in the book itself, like why is it a secret?

(I also think he enjoys super hero comics but wouldn't admit it in fear of being called immature because of that Odasaku-Man scene in bsd wan)

Ichiyō Higuchi ☆

╰┈➤ Workplace romance, YA rom-com, bad boy/good girl ☑

She definitely likes the idea of workplace romance because of her massive little crush on Akutagawa. Like Chuuya I think she'd like the idea of being around your s/o even while having to work, whether the work is boring or not. I think her crush also influences the bad boy/good girl thing, although I don't know if I'd call her a good girl. I think she would like to consider herself a good girl.

YA rom-com also seems like her thing, like she would read it while laying in her stomach, kicking her feet, twirling her hair, and giggling.

Fyodor Dostoevsky ☆

╰┈➤ Philosophy, poetry, life's hardships ☑

Oh boy. He doesn't even get tropes, I don't think he'd read fiction. I do think he'd read philosophy books though, like he's probably read up on Confusious and Aristotle or something like that. Even if he doesn't agree with the philosopher he's reading about, I think he'd find it interesting.

He definitely appreciates poetry, HE'S the type of guy to analyze it in his free time. I think he'd find poetry beautiful when done right.

Because the real Dostoevsky grew up poor, I think bsd Dostoevsky has an appreciation for books written about struggles an author has faced. Fyodors past hasn't been mentioned in the main storyline of bsd atleast, so I'm just going assume he grew up poor until other information comes out. I think hearing about other people facing the same thing he did in childhood might give him a sense of humanity. He said during his "happy group counseling hour" that only he and Dazai could understand each other because of their levels of intelligence. Maybe seeing other people having something in common with him would be something he would like.

Nikolai Gogol ☆

╰┈➤ Independent mc ☑

Nikolai doesn't seem like the type to read a lot, but because of his ideology associated with freedom, I think he'd like books with a strong lead character. I don't think he'd like books with main characters that rely heavily on other people or have a bland personality outside of their significant other. He'd like characters that solve their own problems and obtain their own goals.

Sigma ☆

╰┈➤ Magazines, cook books, friends to lovers ☑

I think Sigma reads like, the people magazine so he can understand what's going on in pop culture and have some knowledge of what's going on. He probably likes knowing what's trending. I think he'd also like the "Home Decor" sections of the magazines or like the scratch and sniff parts. I don't know why, I just do.

He'd also probably read cookbooks occasionally and memorize recipes when he's not memorizing every detail about his customers.

I think Sigma would find romance stories endearing, specifically friends to lovers. Kind of similar to Akutagawas, I think he would like the idea of already having that trust built through friendship. Because Sigma is so naive and how much he's been used, he likes reading about characters who already have a good friendship that is built on reliability and trust. That friendship turning into a romance eventually.

Those are wounds. A pair of open wounds on his face, from which darkness is peeping out

Hey, I just woke up in the hospital, who the fuck is this guy?

what Bsd character r u?

the link: https://www.quotev.com/quiz/15601789/which-bsd-character-are-you

REBLOG ANSWERS this is what I got: Dazai

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daily affirmations:

i am worthy i am not a burden i did not kill my father and steal 3000 rubles and then walk through my town covered in blood before visiting my friend who wiped off the blood for me and then i told him i was going to kill myself then- i can do it