“You Don’t Want To Look At Me. It Would Destroy Us.” Eros And Psyche 💘

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Achilles: I'm going to fight Hector.

Odysseus: But you're not armed??

Achilles: I am.

Odysseus: With what?

Achilles: Overconfidence.

I get that Tella and Legend are the big, dramatic love and maybe I’m getting old but I stan Julian Santos with my whole heart.

He loves Scarlett, he fights for her. He’s not too nice that he’s boring. He looks out for Tella. He is everything

HERMES BECAUSE YES

Casual reminder Hermes WANTED to be the messenger of the gods and got the position approved by his pops if he promised not to lie anymore

When Zeus battled with Typhon, the monster stole his tendons. Our good ol’ stealy boi stole them back and plopped them back in his daddies body

After the 50 Danaides murdered their husbands, Zeus ordered they be purified of the murders. Team Hermes and Athena purified those gals

When Io, one of Zeus’ millions of lovers got changed into a heifer and Hera sent one-eyed monster guy Argus to watch her, Zeus had Hermes kill Argus! He helped Io escape

Ixion, king of Thessaly, was on Zeus’ good side until he tried to fuck his wife, in which he had Hermes chain that guy up to a ETERNALLY REVOLVING WHEEL OF FIRE

When Ares got captured by Otus and Ephialtes and was prisoner in a bronze JAR, Hermes eventually had to go save his stepbrother’s ass

Calypso claimed Odysseus as her hunka hunka burnin love and kept him with her on an island for YEARS. Odysseus wanted to go home and Zeus sent Hermes to tell that girl she’s cray and convince her to let Odysseus leave

Aphrodite, Hera, and Athena all claimed to be the most beautiful bitch. Zeus told Hermes to get those ladies over to Trojan prince Paris because they wanted him to settle their cat fight

Zeus wanted to test mankind so he and his speedster son went to Earth fathersonbonding wandering it as travelers. No one helped their asses except a couple by the names of Baucis and Philemon. They were rewarded for their kindness

Hermes took care of his bby stepbro Dio because daddy Zeus was worried bout his wife’s anger. Zeus TRUSTED Herm with babey boi Dsus!!!!!!

Hermes escorted Persephone back from her date with daddy darkness

Hermes is said to remove stones from the roads to help travelers! then those stones ended up becoming piled around pillars by roads to honor him and later the shrines became more elaborate and dick-like, because Hermes is also fertility god

Hermes is jock boi, inventing boxing, wrestling, and gymnastics. Games held in his honor at Pheneus! Gyms were built in his name, and they and the athletes of Greece were protected by him

He worked with the fates to make the freakin Greek alphabet, I mean c’mon

He also invented astronomy, weights and measures, the musical scale, numbers, this bastard never stopped

AND HE GUIDES THEM SHADY DEAD TO THE UNDERWORLD

When Eurydice almost got out of the Underworld, Hermes said “uH-uh Honey!” and brought that bitch back

He’s ALSO the god of eloquence and speech, crops, mining, buried treasure, prudence, cunning, sleep, fraud, perjury, theft,,

Herm has a resemblance to his stepbro Apollo

He’s in more classical myths than any other deity and honestly, are you surprised?

He’s a good guy, a bad guy, a helper, a troublemaker, a messenger, a lover,,

He could get you out of your fix or play you a trick

Hermes has stolen stepbro Apollo’s cattle and bow and arrows, unky Poseidon’s trident, daddy Zeus’ scepter, stepsis Aphrodite’s girdle, some of stepbro Hephaestus’ tools,,

He use that boyish charm to stay in the goods with everybody tho, that why he popular, erryone like him immortal o not

Is the epitome of ‘being childish DOESNT excuse your responsibilities’ ; does his job but has fun

““And, whoa!“ He turned to Mr. D. "Your the wine dude? No way!” Mr. D turned his eyes away from me and gave Nico a look of loathing. “The wine dude?” “Dionysus, right? Oh, wow! I’ve got your figurine!” “My figurine.” “In my game, Mythomagic. And holofoil card, too! And even though you’ve only got like five hundred attack points and everybody thinks your the lamest god card, I totally think your powers are sweet!” “Ah.” Mr. D seemed truly perplexed, which probably saved my life. “Well, that’s…gratifying.””

— Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

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Loki, Cardan Greenbriar, Thomas Cressworth, Peeta Mellark, Will Herondale, James Heeondale, Jem Castairs, Percy Jackson, Reid Diggory, Remus Lupin, Ben Solo, Nikolai Lantsov, Kaz Brekker: I was made for loving you baby

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JASON GRAVE!!!

Finally found this

One of the biggest reasons why Jason Grace will never be fully accepted as a "great character" or be as cherished and loved as the rest of the Seven is because appreciating Jason is always somehow seen as pulling down Percy or downplaying Percy's strength and that in itself says a lot about how people view Jason. But y'all need to realise that Jason has n e v e r been a threat to Percy, in any form, because even at Camp Half-Blood, for all their homeliness, he was still treated with a pinch of salt because he could never replace Percy, whereas in Camp Jupiter, although they were apprehensive of Percy, at the end of the battle with Polyphemus, they trusted Percy enough to elect him praetor. Jason has always been Percy's contemporary, and never his rival and the day the fandom realises this, is the day that Jason Grace will come to be known as one of the most amazing characters in the series.