I Like That There Is Just… A Noticeable Gap In The Gods’ Understanding Of Mortal Children. Like,

I like that there is just… A noticeable gap in the gods’ understanding of mortal children. Like, Zeus really accused a TWELVE-YEAR-OLD of stealing his master bolt and the only justification I have for him is “Well, Hermes stole Apollo’s cattle right after birth so that tracks”

But now I have a theory that the gods don’t really understand how mortal children work and that’s why they’re so blasé about sending them to do ridiculous nonsense?

Like…

Zeus: what do you mean ‘first word’? Why would they only speak one word?

Artemis: humans can only cry when they’re born

Zeus: nonsense. When you were born you didn’t cry. You delivered your brother and then came to me to ask for a birthday present.

Artemis: humans aren’t the same though. They can’t walk or talk for many months. When they do speak it is only in small, short words.

Zeus: ….that’s not true

Artemis: I’m afraid it is

Zeus, under his breath: what the fuck

Later on…

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3 years ago

Luke (and don't hate me for this) was one of my favs. He needed a family ,but pain can make us behave weird. In the end ,he died for his family ,for the demigods to be saved . In the end only family matters and I truly believe that is better to forgive and to forget

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i was just thinking about this but i wanna know y’all’s thoughts on where luke ended up after he died


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3 years ago

"I guess I'm just too tough to cry"

Luke's mom still waiting for him to visit

WITH COOKIES

AND SANDWICHES


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3 years ago

Remember in BoO Percy thought about being a pawn of the Olympians?He thought about Luke,about how much this guy resented them for using him. Than,Percy thought that the same thing happened to him

And literally in TLT Medusa warns him about this

Remember In BoO Percy Thought About Being A Pawn Of The Olympians?He Thought About Luke,about How Much

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3 years ago

Gods as random images

Hades

Gods As Random Images

Apollo

Gods As Random Images

Hephaestus

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Artemis and Apollo

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Hermes,Apollo and Dyonisus

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Demeter

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Ares

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Poseidon and Amphitrite

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Athena

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3 years ago

Finally found this

One of the biggest reasons why Jason Grace will never be fully accepted as a "great character" or be as cherished and loved as the rest of the Seven is because appreciating Jason is always somehow seen as pulling down Percy or downplaying Percy's strength and that in itself says a lot about how people view Jason. But y'all need to realise that Jason has n e v e r been a threat to Percy, in any form, because even at Camp Half-Blood, for all their homeliness, he was still treated with a pinch of salt because he could never replace Percy, whereas in Camp Jupiter, although they were apprehensive of Percy, at the end of the battle with Polyphemus, they trusted Percy enough to elect him praetor. Jason has always been Percy's contemporary, and never his rival and the day the fandom realises this, is the day that Jason Grace will come to be known as one of the most amazing characters in the series.

4 years ago

Aesthetics🌌

• 🌩️⚡🌪️🗡️(Zeus' kid edition)

•  📖🔪⚔️🦉(Athena kid edition)

• 🌊🔱🗡🦈 (Poseidon kid edition)

•  🌊❄️☃️🌨🌫💨 (Khione’s kid edition)

•  🔫 👹☄️🤺🏻(Ares kid edition)

•  🗡❣️💋🥀💥🗡 (Aphrodite’s kid edition)

• ☀️🎻🏹🎶✒🔮 (Apollo kid edition )

•  💥💢💥💣🔥🔨🪓⛏⚒🛠(Hephaestus kid edition)

• 🌻🌃🏹🌕🌬 (Artemis kid edition)

•  🏹🌙🦌 (hunter of Artemis edition)

• 💀🧙🏼‍♀️🕯🔮 (Hecate kid edition)

•  🥦⚡️💥🍇 (Weeb kid edition)

•  🗡💀👻⛓(Hades kid edition)

• 💨🗣️🌪️🐍 (Hermes's child edition)

4 years ago

Artemis: If spiders were the size of cats, would they be less scary or more scary?

Artemis: Because, on one hand, they wouldn’t get into your house easily. But on the other hand, once they’re in there, ohhhhh boy. Oh boy.

Athena: *faints*


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4 years ago

Riordanverse characters as book dedications no one asked for

Annabeth:

Riordanverse Characters As Book Dedications No One Asked For

Piper:

Riordanverse Characters As Book Dedications No One Asked For

Percy:

Riordanverse Characters As Book Dedications No One Asked For

Nico:

Riordanverse Characters As Book Dedications No One Asked For

Jason:

Riordanverse Characters As Book Dedications No One Asked For

Frank:

Riordanverse Characters As Book Dedications No One Asked For

Leo:

Riordanverse Characters As Book Dedications No One Asked For

Hazel:

Riordanverse Characters As Book Dedications No One Asked For

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3 years ago

Little friendly reminder that Thalia became a hunter thinking that she had no family left just to realize 3 years later that her brother was alive and she will see him dead(probably faster that she expected aka tbm)


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