How The Randomized Squibbles In The Depths Of Tartarus Do I Start Homestuck. İ Have Quite Literally

You... are a monster. NICE

i want the ability to instill disparate concepts onto animals (the concept of houses, warts, midnight, etc) and like spend an afternoon throwing one concept at a time into a boar's brain and see how long it would take before you see the boar become visibly distressed as it starts connecting ideas together but has nothing to do with them

I feel like the world deserves to see this

Just LOOK AT HIM.

eyestrain cw

imagine if you will.. two women wanted to kill eachother

Just came back home after replacing 2 tons of cheese with cardboard, and I also wanna feel included

quick reminder that Vegeta has the exact same height and weight as Astolfo...

Look at that, I’m using my skills to do shitposting now.

Anyway, I’m pretty sure most of y’all are like this.

All hail, amirite?

You will receive no help in any capacity for this. This restriction does not apply to the goose.

You all get one week of prep time.

The goose is smarter than the average human

Replies disabled and no context? Fine. Keep your secrets.

Mary: omg, what should I do? John: whatever you whant to

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