#you Can Always Bullshit Something

Who even comes up with this stuff?

christ for arms

WHY CANT I HAVE DREAMS LIKE THIS ;_;

I dreamed about a setting where superheroes and villains had these scrunkly appearances and superpowers. There were these two particular supervillains, a man and a woman, who were enemies of Dante from Devil May Cry; they were really good escape artists, so every time they were captured, they always got out quickly. After a car chase, Dante captured the man, who was about to reveal the duo's secret. (This is exactly how much detail the dream went into, you understand.) The dream beat about the bush on actually revealing anything until my alarm woke me up.

I immediately fell back asleep, and then I dreamed about playing Half-Life: Opposing Force. It now had raccoons as a mascot; they were, like, running around acting like people, though I don't think they talked. I found a setting in Steam which changed things back to some "legacy" UI or whatever which the dream had completely made up; this caused Opposing Force to load a sort of "background map" on the main menu, like in Half-Life 2 and its ilk, but the camera was zipping around this location surrounding a 1950's-style diner, where a bunch of gunfire and explosions were happening, raccoons were driving around wildly, that kind of thing. in a way that would probably have been really distracting from the game's actual menu. I had an inordinate amount of difficulty actually getting into the game or changing the settings again or something.

releases my creations into the wild

#frieza #freeza

someone’s been bullying frieza :(

(everyone should bully frieza)

laurie 😔

Take the compliment, swamp man. There's a Market for you.

new variant on “your boos mean nothing; I’ve seen what makes you cheer”

You... are a monster. NICE

i want the ability to instill disparate concepts onto animals (the concept of houses, warts, midnight, etc) and like spend an afternoon throwing one concept at a time into a boar's brain and see how long it would take before you see the boar become visibly distressed as it starts connecting ideas together but has nothing to do with them

The last thing Vegeta sees before being hit so hard they pass out for 2 days

destruction

Good to know

Are you mortal?

Yeah.

Clocked out of consciousness

Things you can stay instead of "k1lled", "murked" or "unalived":

involuntarily converted to room temperature

cancelled on a corporeal level

successfully transitioned into fertiliser

rendered permanently horizontal

sent to investigate the potential existence of an afterlife