What Would You Let Me Do To You If I Appear And I Lean Over You And I Kiss You Till You Get Wet 🤭

I feel this

I can't handle being single any more I need a partner 😭

I will buy you boba if you like it, I'll watch horror movies with you (I will be scared shitless tho), I'll do anything for a partner right now

(Don't take any of this seriously btw)

Whole-heartedly BEGGING writers to unlearn everything schools taught you about how long a paragraph is. If theres a new subject, INCLUDING ACTIONS, theres a new paragraph. A paragraph can be a single word too btw stop making things unreadable

Thank you @klairenet for drawing my baby

I was today years old when i found out that i was allowed time off to vote. Something no boss has ever told me.

James: I'm definitely the one in charge in this relationship.

Regulus: Babe, stand up.

James: stands up

Regulus: Sit down.

James: sits down

Regulus: Look over here.

James: looks at him

Regulus: Hm, interesting.

Hello I’m Sorry if this offends you, I’d like you to be my sugar baby just letting you know my intentions Dm if you’re interested...🥰🥰😍

I'm only 17

First night of freedom.

The thing that gets me about Charles' response to Edwin's confession is that that is not a man saying no, that is a man saying "I love you the most in every other aspect of my life. Give me time to find out if, maybe, I can love you the most in this one, too."

Daily fucking reminder that Luigi Mangione is innocent, completely and fully. He has been convicted of no crime. He has had no fair trial. He is a SUSPECT. Luigi Mangione is entirely innocent and everyone needs to stop parroting this insidious propaganda that he “committed” the crime he is only SUSPECTED of. He is not a murderer. He is not a criminal. He is an innocent man.

Kaz: Dammit, Jesper! Jesper: What?! It wasn’t me! Kaz: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Nina! Nina: Not me either. Kaz: Oh...Then who set the house on fire? Matthias: *whistles*