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Hi! So, um, I have a question:Are there any Cybertronian diseases? I did see ‘Chaos Sickness’ in a few character profiles. Do you have any ideas for that?

Chaos sickness is just how they refer to a peculiar effect from being near the "chaos bringer" Unicron. It reflects how, to a degree, Unicron isn't meant to exist in the mortal realm in the way he does, so the 'reality breaking' influences those close enough to him to exhibit nonsensical symptoms. It's harmless depending on the exposure, The Unicronians are the only ones immune, thankfully they do not output the same energy Unicron did. Spending too long around him could cause something fatal.

There are Cybertronian sicknesses though! Gold plastic syndrome is one, characterised by the lighter coloured metals turning a golden hue, bendability (like how plastic can bend more than metal) and brittleness. It causes repeated damage to the external components, largely cracks and deformations, it often leaves them a touch frailer than normal for the rest of their lives although one can recover enough for it to be barely noticeable.

Various types of rust also exist too, Cosmic rust being an example of a fatal variant, but some can be as harmless as a rash.

There is also the unidentified illness that causes the Empty.

Scraplets also cause a 'disease' that'll impede the self-repair systems of their host to ensure their own safety.

They can also suffer allergies and such because, like us, their own self-repair systems can identify the wrong things as threats and cause reactions.

Some illnesses can cause build-ups of gunk in their systems that make them lethargic and wheeze-y as a bunch of examples.

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

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