I WON’T SAY THIS AGAIN.

DAIKEN ULTIMATE SHIP MEME!

ICHIJOUJI KEN & MOTOMIYA DAISUKE

General:

Rate the Ship - They are the OTP to rule all other OTPs. I will accept no other option. Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - Forever. They’re soulmates.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - If they weren’t in love before they Jogressed, they certainly were afterward.

How was their first kiss? - Messy and stupid and spur of the moment because Daisuke exists.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Ken, but he barely beat Daisuke to the punch.

Who is the best man/men? - It was a really small ceremony, so they didn’t have any Best Men. The important thing is that Wormmon is the flower bearer and V-mon is the ring bearer.

Who is the braid’s maid(s)?

Who did the most planning? - Ken

Who stressed the most? - Ken

How fancy was the ceremony? - Like a two or three. They don’t need anything fancy as long as they have each other. Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - They argued over whether to invite Takeru, but Ken insisted Daisuke shouldn’t let a silly childhood grudge prevent one of their closest friends from attending their wedding. In the end Ken won, and as expected, Takeru was nothing but nice. Really, though, these are two of the most warm-hearted people ever, so there wasn’t anyone they legitimately chose not to invite, even though they kept it small.

Sex:

Who is on top? - Usually Daisuke, but they switch it up.

Who is the one to instigate things? - 50/50

How healthy is their sex life? - Probably not super healthy at first because Ken’s still fucked up in the head, but Daisuke is more than willing to help him sort out his trauma. Once they get that sorted out, they’re having sex all the time. Daisuke is very physically affectionate, and while it takes Ken a while to warm up to people, physical touch is also very important to him. Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - “Might try some butt stuff and toys” LOL. THEY’RE GAY! ALL THEY DO IS BUTT STUFF. Okay, but seriously, probably around a six or seven. They definitely do some bondage…and stuff… Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - Should I break out my timer?

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Ken always wants things to be equal, but Daisuke is ridiculously giving and is more than willing to forego his own orgasm(s) to please Ken.

How rough are they in bed? - Yes. To all of these options. They have a wide range and enjoy any variation from making love to fucking against a wall. Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - As already stated, they’re both very physically people. Daisuke is super affectionate, and Ken is basically the biggest cuddler you’ll ever meet. They’re a fucking ten here. No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - Zero. They gay.

How many children will they adopt? - Maybe one or two.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Let’s be real…probably Ken. Daisuke is super forgetful but will do them without complaint if reminded.

Who is the stricter parent? - Ken

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Ken

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Ken

Who is the more loved parent? - Daisuke lets them get away with more, but Ken is the more nurturing. Could go either way.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Ken

Who cried the most at graduation? - Ken

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Daisuke. Also, Ken is scary when he’s angry.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Daisuke. Obviously.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Ken

Who does the grocery shopping? - Daisuke

How often do they bake desserts? - Well, Daisuke likes to pamper Ken, so more often than they should.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Daisuke is more into meat while Ken is more of a salad eater. Generally, though, they compromise well.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Daisuke. Food is how he shows his love.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Daisuke. He just really loves food.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - 100% Ken. He’s no longer allowed in the kitchen.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Ken

Who is really against chores? - Daisuke

Who cleans up after the pets? - Daisuke. He’s the ridiculous one who thought they need an entire hoard of puppies, after all. Which makes it his responsibility. (This may be a point of contention…)

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Daisuke

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Ken

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Daisuke. He also immediately stopped cleaning to run and tell Ken about it because it was very exciting.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Ken, partially at Daisuke’s insistence that it’s important for him to relax and let the bath wash away the day’s stress.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Daisuke

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Ken likes to decorate a little for Christmas because his family did growing up, and of course they decorate for New Year’s. Generally, they do minimal decorations for the major Japanese holidays.

What are their goals for the relationship? - I mean, what more is there than what they already have? They love each other unconditionally, support and encourage each other’s dreams, and are always honest with each other. Probably the biggest thing they need to work on is communication because Ken still blames himself for everything and Daisuke has low self-esteem and hates admitting when something has hurt his feelings, but they’re getting better, dammit.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Daisuke

Who plays the most pranks? - Daisuke

Please, Tithi looks so happy

Kyouya, effectively finding child(ren) for his friends acquaintances since 2011.

I started writing emails to myself in the beginning of quarantine as a way of kind of not going insane. And I realized the type of venting emails that you write out but never plan on sending are the most authentic, real part of your brain that you can capture in that moment, because you’re not worried about how people are going to hear it or how they’re going to perceive you after they hear it… So, basically, the songs that I’ve been writing for the last year have come from the starts of those emails.

emails i can’t send - sabrina carpenter (2022)

Alright. Fuck it. I’m writing a fic where Alice and Masquerade become separate identities after BBB and they have a sibling/mentor relationship. I want to see them bond.

this post is one of the reasons why i have masquerade wear glasses in my fic because i can’t imagine him without a mask on

cursed concept: masquerade but without the mask

idk what shit-eating truscum needs to hear this, but your rhetoric directly harms people with culturally-specific genders. i’m native and two-spirit, that label describes my gender and my attraction. i use they/them pronouns and your “nonbinaries and cringey stargender trenders aren’t valid” bullshit is getting old. our languages were demonized and erased, our gender and attraction labels along with them. my experiences with dysphoria exist because of colonialist ideas of gender. we have been forced into arbitrary ‘male’ and ‘female’ categories by colonizers for centuries and truscum rhetoric perpetuates racist colonialist violence against natives.

your experiences are not universal, you’re not forwarding justice for trans people, and you’re definitely not an ally to natives or other people of color. you’re just a fucking colonizer. 

that's actually so sad, yet so cute!!! they really wanted their daughter to have at least ONE friend on her big day

The newest episode of Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur had me thinking

In the first episode, Casey reveals that she’s 13 years old to James Jr and Adria...

In "Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow" it's implied that Lunella, Casey, and their classmates are in 8th grade. This would make them 13-14.

It's usually tradition that Jewish girls have their Bat Mitzvahs on their 12th birthdays (13th for the boys). But they can be postponed by the Bat/Bar Mitzvah kids or their parents. And with what we've seen so far, Casey's dads are big on the Bat Mitzvah traditions, but also want her to be happy.

And we know that before Lunella, Casey didn't have any friends.

Could Casey have had her Bat Mitzvah postponed until she made at least one friend?!

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

I have so much planned for Phase Three, and yet Phase Two..... still has like 7 chapters left. But so much shit is about to go down. And Phase Three gets really complicated. Like, the stakes are so high. So many people will die

“This is... me?” has been living in my head for that past ten years or so, rent free.

Rewatching Mermaid Melody on Youtube. I’ve reached eternal happiness